Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Makes sense
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Who the **** are you?
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Taking the Micheal
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Three's a crowd
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Just good friends
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Top comments
Andoria 16
That's terrible. Cut her loose. Always more fish in the sea.
bearstyle22 11
G-G-goodbye!
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Andoria 16
That's terrible. Cut her loose. Always more fish in the sea.
MrSassypants 34
If there's more fish in the sea, apparently she's been sleeping with the fishes.
LowExpectations 30
OP did cut her loose. She just doesn't get it.
patrickeli 15
So, was se really cheating or not?
patrickeli 15
she *
Mynamewontfi 40
Maybe you should read the FML again before asking. It says that she tried to play it off as a prank after OP yelled at her. She most likely didn't expect that. In other words: Yes, she did cheat.
patrickeli 15
I saw that; I was trying to clarify. Quit responding to my comments with a pejorative tone.
DewTutorials 6
This is gonna get so many dislikes, but the fml comments section is sensitive. One simple harmless question and someones like:shut up, or read it again. Just asking:can people on fml be nicer
Likian5 26
35 - I hear ya, man. The comment section here is a lot more brutal than the Youtube community, and that's saying something.
at0micmin3r 23
Or learn to READ so you don't ask stupid questions?
tantanpanda 26
I mean, nothing is clearer than just slowly rereading the fml. You can thus skip the imtermediate step of making yourself look like a fool.
bearstyle22 11
G-G-goodbye!
JuliaaNoelle 26
T-T-T-Today junior!
friendzonefml 11
I don't understand why people cheat.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Usually to get better grades... or better booty.
foxwasalamb 24
people cheat because they're not getting what they need/want out of their current relationship. not condoning it or justifying it, just explaining what I've learned
jthmtwin 16
Or maybe they want both the first guy/girl for one thing but the second for another?
davincidasecond 24
33 is pretty much spot on. As someone who's done it before, it's a horrible thing to do to another person, no matter the reasons for doing it. I'm much more aware now than I was back then that if you're unhappy, you speak up and try to communicate, or you break it off completely. Some people just get caught up in their own frustrations so much that the solution isn't as obvious as it would be to most. I'm not condoning cheating either, but those who cheat seem to always be labelled by overly judgmental people (ex:"once a cheater always a cheater) ... Some people don't seem to understand that people can learn from their mistakes and change. Some cheaters are just assholes, but it's not always that cut and dry.
Zebediabolical 45
Some people make a mistake and end up with a child. Some people make a mistake and end up in a car accident. Some people make a mistake and end up balls deep in someone else. And some people just don't care enough to break up with one person before hooking up with another.
DogeMan 14
People cheat becuase they meet someone they think they like more and stuff happens
letmehavemytea 21
people cheat because they're too selfish to break up with the person they're already in a relationship with. usually it's for money or support. either way, people who cheat are usually inconsiderate and hella ******* gross.
mischiefkel 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe calling her a heartless bitch is going a bit far... But you're definitely right for getting rid of her. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
KittyLahv 27
She went a bit far when she decided to cheat. I say she deserves to be called a heartless bitch because that's what she is if she truly did cheat.
jenjen2633 17
At least she owned up to it, and didn't leave OP to find her in bed with someone else. Maybe she tried to pull it off as a joke because she got scared when OP yelled at her. I cry/get scared when people are mad and yell at me so it is a possibility.
letmehavemytea 21
what was she expecting him to do?? smile and forgive her immediately? if she got scared, that's her own fault. maybe she shouldn't have cheated.
jenjen2633 17
Maybe she was expecting for them to be able to talk it out and maybe salvage their relationship. If she tried to pull it off as a prank I'd doubt she was telling him to break up with him.
letmehavemytea 21
Why would someone want to salvage a relationship with an untrustworthy cheater?
jenjen2633 17
Maybe they've been together for years. I'm not saying cheaters are great, but people change. People are constantly changing and maybe, just maybe the girlfriend feels awful about it and wants to start over. I can see you can't be budged on your opinion of cheaters so I don't know why I'm even responding anymore.
Hidebehindarock 19
She may have opened up about it but two months later..still a bitch
ThunderLightTSV 31
My brother and his wife did that, and they seem to be doing well.
GamerG0DDESS 29
Before I begin, I have a VERY hard time correctly explaining what I mean, so I might use absolutes or harsh descriptions that are slightly off. Please forgive me ahead of time. I've cheated, regretted it almost instantly. So, I'm a cheater for life? I will always cheat? No, not at all. This misconception about cheaters is highly incorrect. It may be true in some cases but I've found that the majority of cheating is due to one party not getting what they want from their current relationship. A simple fix, if they had the guts (slightly harsh, this is what I was talking about earlier, I don't mean it to be harsh at all, just have a hard time explaining or finding better euphemisms until it's way too late and someone gets hurt by what I say) to speak with their partner, it could be avoided and they can go on living an honest relationship. By saying "a cheater is always a cheater" you're saying that everyone that cheats has something physical/biological to them that they can't break. Not even given them the benefit of possibly just having a habit of being a moron which could be fixed by establishing a new habit that makes them loyal to one individual. People can change, in most cases. You might not be saying this, but it surely does fit with the absolute of "always." Do you see where I'm coming from? If not, don't fret, all in all, I'm simply trying to say that cheaters won't necessarily ALWAYS be cheaters. They might grow out of it, they can develop new habits if they have someone they want to change for, they could of simply made a HUGE mistake, they could learn that instead of cheating they should talk with their partner and see if they can fix their troubles or possibly just take separate paths, etcetera.
Purexinsanity 46
Hang in there, OP. Someone worth your love will come along
Malahkaa 19
So three options here; 1 anal 2 lots of Xmas presents 3 dump her ( but after 1 and 2....)
notesz 21
The hell you're talking about?
Zelphoric 25
"You heartless bitch, how dare you cheat on me!...... sooooooo you wanna have anal and exchange Christmas gifts?" #9's logic
jojimugo 20
Your girl is a psycho dude
Just_A_Tree 20
He's dating a psycho guy? I think if I were OP, I'd be pretty upset to find that my girlfriend has been lying to me and is in fact a psycho dude...
xluciferx666 21
At least you found out now rather than later and are rid of her
KJxFTW 6
Cut her lose, she's obviously not worth it.