Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6
He wants to eat you...no mistake.
InfinityCross 1
Neither. Get him a dictionary
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Comments (221)
Phoenix_fml 13
You should have taken the email and gone to HR
DonovanRiddick 6
Do both!
gribblyjibl24 0
I think he misspelled 'fired'
bionimbus 0
Keep working and prepare for unemployment and save money and he will eat u no dobt tho
theressarina 2
Definitely give him the BBQ sauce with your resignation so he figures out that not only did you find the e-mail, but that he's a dumbass as well.
theressarina 2
Definitely give him the BBQ sauce with your resignation so he figures out that not only did you find the e-mail, but that he's a dumbass as well.
kayakingkitten 5
Start looking for another job. If you can, get a copy of the email. If the firing is against labour laws, you could get a settlement, and if not, you'll know what he has planned.
jdawg2010 0
Hahaha
chels1994 11
the sauce will go fantastically for when he eats you
Lysergic 0
I'm surprised this hasn't been said yet...Your boss is a major stoner. He wants to have a huge smoke sesh with you, hence, getting you fried =)