Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, I was told by my boss if I was late one more time he fired me. I replied, "Can I quit then if that's the case." He then said no, and gave me more shifts. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, I came in to work to hand in my resignation. The minute I walked in, my manager took me aside and said he wanted to talk to me in private. He then cancelled my position and fired me. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boss told me to resign within the month, or he'll fire me and give me a bad reference. I talked to him about it again later on, this time with my phone recording everything, so I could take the proof to HR. I guess he knew, because he acted like he had no idea what I was talking about. FML
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Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
If he tries it call the police on him. The real world is not a place where you can bully your way through (unless you have a few million in the bank).
bloopaloop 27
Ask for a raise, duh.
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Comments (20)
bloopaloop 27
Ask for a raise, duh.
Mychelle Christine Edwards 4
Sounds like Walmart lol
Cole Manson 10
You know, I feel like that's way better than a boss that fires you for no reason. Sounds like good job security to me. But if you really wanna quit, he shouldn't scare you into staying.
Jeremy Strang 7
So... call the cops? What are you coming to us for? He ain't a high school bully, numbnuts.
Mungolikecandy 19
If he tries it call the police on him. The real world is not a place where you can bully your way through (unless you have a few million in the bank).
marisbiscuit 21
and then OP should get some of the millions if they want him that badly
mssileas 25
He can do that if he wants to be arrested for trespassing and assault.
thisisbutaname 38
Wait a few weeks, repeat the same thing and this time record the threats, then quit. If anything happens, you have proof. Or, go to HR and threaten to sue them.
zuckerburg 21
That is SO illegal in many ways I can't even begin to think on where to start. Slave labor, for one, is not legal, so forcing you to work when you want to quit, is kind of a no-no. I would suggest approaching the lawyer and having them sue the living shit out of the company so that your manager get taught a lesson, a very very expensive lesson, where he also loses his job for being a moron
leighmacj 11
That’s even more of a reason to quit, holy shit! That’s so crazy.
RichardPencil 32
I think he has that right according to the Dred Scott case.