Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad car day
Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML
Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML
Goddamn it
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Potholed out
Today, my husband blew a tire in a hidden pothole on the way to work. I picked him up in my car later that day, only to hit an entirely different pothole, bending my rim, and catapulting my hubcap into the woods. FML
Infrastructure bill
Today, I ran over a pothole that was so small it barely qualified as a hole, more like a dent than a hole, but somehow it was still enough to completely crack the rim of my tire and made me 3 hours late to work. I get paid by the hour, so this will hurt my paycheck. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Feeling let down
Today, after my fourth flat tire, I realized that I've had more flat tires in the last 2 years than months in relationships throughout my entire life. I'm 27. FML
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML
Bad day
Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML
Top comments
sunnysurfchick 0
sorry, that does suck ass. as far as your driving skills, we all have done stupid shit.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
I know how you feel here in Massachussets new potholes are created every damn Winter. Some are hard to avoid.
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Comments (52)
HamsteronA 0
This is a MLI not an FML
sunnysurfchick 0
sorry, that does suck ass. as far as your driving skills, we all have done stupid shit.
bariforlife 0
hahaha precog made me crack up
Kallik 0
omg precog thats hilarious
insanesna1l 0
that's what she said!! seriously though that does take some driving skill. skills that would be of much better use as a crash test dummy
NuyoRicanGirl 3
I know how you feel here in Massachussets new potholes are created every damn Winter. Some are hard to avoid.
biso_fml 0
u a guy??
palltaru 0
YDI for not going back to drivers Ed and FYL cause I don't want to be that mean :)
xrawritsashleyx 11
this reminded me of me, bc im on my permit, but i manage to hit potholes all the time !! ill be on the right path to avoid them.. but ill swerve thinking im avoiding them and hit it. my parents get mad :X but i still have bad judgement with potholes. lmao
Zombie65 0
sometimes avoiding potholes is easier said than done try slowing down a bit you won't get as much tire damage. for all the people about to say - ydi because potholes can't do that or you could have moved to miss them - stop posting until you grow up and get a license it's obvious you have no clue - potholes can not always be avoided and yes they can be deep enough to damage tires
platinumwrx 0
put air in your tires maybe
fudgeeocookies 10
Go back to driver's Ed.