Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I asked my classmate to look over my essay. His comments were longer than the essay itself. FML
Feedback
Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
History matters
Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML
Quite the accusation
Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Graded
Today, I got my language final exam back. It was a 10-page essay front and back, and I saw that I received a D. The teacher told me the plot was too hard to follow and it jumped all over the place. It turns out he forgot to read the back of every page. FML
Today, I met my teacher after school to talk about a paper on which he gave me a low grade. I told him that I felt it was wrongly graded and he agreed. He lowered my score. FML
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steelersfan501 17
That's horrible, try taking this to the principal. It worked when my Spanish teacher did the exact same thing to me.
monagro 22
Was there a word/page limit? If so, YDI. If not, FYL.
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steelersfan501 17
That's horrible, try taking this to the principal. It worked when my Spanish teacher did the exact same thing to me.
mrlawlor7777 26
It depends on the situation. If it was a 2-3 page paper and the student wrote 15 pages, I would give them an F too. While talking to the principal is an option, I would first talk to the teacher. Nobody likes it when you go over their heads as your first course of action.
Tripartita 45
You'd fail somebody for exceeding expectations instead of just giving them partial credit and writing "please shorten to required page count"? I hope you're not a teacher.
lulinator 40
Following directions counts for a lot. In a business class I'm taking through work, my boss said he'd literally throw out any submissions longer than five pages. Listening to authority is part of the grade.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
#5, nobody likes it when their effort is dismissed with TL;DR.
luther48 20
If there is a peg requirement that wasn't met, a fail is deserved. It shows lack of discipline and not following directions. If OP didn't follow directions, no point in reading it.
Brandi_Faith 34
Sounds to me like your teacher spends too much time on the Internet (possibly this site) to just pull a TL;DR. I'd try talking to your teacher about it, and if you don't agree with what he's saying or can't see eye to eye, than definitely go to the principle. If you went over the page limit then it's kind of your fault, but the teacher should still be reading it, and marking you on the other parts, such as grammar/spelling, topic, supporting arguments, etc. His job is to teach you, which would involve reading your work, pointing out (and marking) on the good parts, and explaining what you did wrong on the bad parts. He should've explained his issues instead of just TL;DR.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I actually agree with #5. If the teacher assigned a set amount of words or pages and OP exceeded that, it's their fault for not listening.
pntgirl95 14
That's what I was going to suggest. That's completely unfair and unprofessional.
chinaski7628 32
Most of my professors in college who would not read anything over the set page limit. If the limit was five pages and you went on to the sixth, they would stop reading and grading at the end of the fifth page—even if it was three words onto the next page. While no one likes to be dismissed with a "til;dr", teachers often have a lot of papers to grade. I usually have about 180 students a semester. That's a lot of essays to grade, and students usually want immediate feedback, not to mention detailed and helpful feedback. If even 1/3 of my students exceed the page requirements, it adds considerably to my work load (remember that I still have lessons to plan, classes to teach, and a life to live). I'd also add that most of the time when students exceed the maximum page requirement, their papers are rambling messes. Content editing is an important skill to learn. Just because an essay/story is longer does not mean it's better. So no, a teacher shouldn't still read it and correct the grammar/spelling; the student should follow assignment guidelines. I realize this might not be the case with OP, and yes, I also realize this is a long comment.
mm12344 8
You're not exceeding expectations by being a show off. Following directions is important.
mrlawlor7777 26
All of this is @12: Yes, I am a professor. I teach Statistics. Your comment about exceeding expectations is asinine with what I wrote. I used an example of a 15 page paper on a 2-3 page limit. If it was 3.5 or so, I would not automatically fail them. As someone else said, often long papers are rambling messes. Being concise is a great skill. That being said, his teacher was still a jerk for writing tl;dr. Lastly, I leave you with a fun quip. When I started my dissertation, my advisor quoted Mark Twain, "I didn't have time to write you a short letter, so I wrote you a long one instead."
Grisha_fml 18
your suggestion is a very short lived suggestion, because the teacher will be anal retentive with everything else after this.
monagro 22
Was there a word/page limit? If so, YDI. If not, FYL.
megzaros 13
If there was a word/page limit, the teacher should have read that many words/pages and given OP their grade based on that.
teentee401 37
I know some of my English teachers tell us that if we blatantly go over the limit it's a zero because we should be following directions.
ruby64329 6
If they weren't following directions for the page limit then that warrants the teacher's reaction. My professor said that if our 20 slide project is 40 slides long he's not even going to bother reading it. Follow directions.
Queen_of_Night 20
Teachers are all different. My English teachers would automatically fail a paper if the words "really", "very", or "a lot" were used anywhere other than a quote or source. On the other hand, I had a 2100 word short story assigned and I was already 2000+ words over, my TA said that I need at least 3 more pages. If he was informed of a word count limit and he would fail if he went too far over it, then that's his fault. If there was not word count/page count I would take it to the principal.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
That's not normally how it works, 21. I have had many teachers tell us if we exceed the limit they will just give us an F without reading it. It's OP'S fault if they exceeded a set limit.
Koalabiter 6
No, they shouldn't. Check your rubric and see what the requirements are. That's what you should be graded on.
Anonymous8297 5
Ouch, cannot stand lazy teachers. Take this to the principal and have it worked out. You should not have to pay because your teacher is lazy.
Koalabiter 6
Can't stand lazy students either. Speak with the teacher and get their explanation. Redo and meet requirements.
KobeLebroJordan 17
You don't even know the requirements dipshit. How do you even know if he's being lazy?
Xamry14 10
What if there were no clear boundaries on how many pages/words it was supposed to be? Even if there was I don't think doing more work than what was required means the student is lazy. Disregarding of the rules? Yeah. But I think you need to look up the definition of the word lazy. You clearly have no idea what it actually means.
nemcali 34
And you decided that OP was lazy based on what? And it's your assumption that there were criteria OP did not meet.
RenamonFucksLuna 21
Good luck on getting the grade that you deserve! :)
ccameron12 21
That's awful what a lazy teacher. Try and take it to someone like the principal so they can get you the mark you deserve
Kurby14 21
WTF!? report him! Sucks to think that teachers would be that lazy when it comes to their job
RageWolf16 31
If I were a teacher I'd be thrilled to see a student writing more than I expected. Get lazy educators out of our system please
scyth3s 13
A long paper doesn't necessarily mean not lazy. My writing tends to be pretty top notch, and is almost always shorter than the requirements. An overly long paper can mean you didn't properly plan/think through what you wanted to say, and instead compensated by adding lots of fluff.
1gullible_bugger 34
Being lazy has nothing to do with it. I am a teacher, and I've done it too. When you have 30 papers to grade, you have to expect students to follow directions and stick to the page limits. Not the teachers fault unless it was a small class and no page limit. Wet don't have that information. Just another student blaming the teacher.
Koalabiter 6
"If I were a teacher." But you're not. If someone made their McDonalds order too long and complex, you'd be writing your own FML right now.
B1ackFr1day 10
#46 savage, just savage
KayleeFrye 39
You are not an educator, so don't call an educator lazy without more than this to back it up. I don't know what YOUR job is, but I would not tell you how to do it. If there are specific directions on how long a response should be, then students need to follow directions. When you have 35 papers to correct and a student tacks on 5 extra (most likely unnecessary) pages, they deserve to lose credit. If the teacher didn't give a limit, then they were definitely in the wrong, but that doesn't give YOU the right to tell someone how to do their job and/or call them names when you know next to nothing about their job.
bella_nana347 23
He can't deny it a grade simply because he didn't read it.
chinaski7628 32
If it didn't follow the assignment requirements/guidelines, then he certainly can. Teachers assign minimum and maximum page requirements for many reasons: 1. They know how long it should take for students to convey ideas/information 2. Page limits help students to condense ideas (after all, brevity *is* the soul of wit) 3. Teachers like to be able to give detailed, useful feedback to students. This is not possible if students turn in a novel and want feedback and a grade within a week.
KayleeFrye 39
He can if there was a word/page limit. We don't know enough about the situation, i wish the OP had included whether there was a limit or not. That would make a world of difference between hitting FYL or YDI.
TheCurvyGamer 17
My teacher used to say an essay should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting. Work on that!
itsalanis 25
I'll be honest, that is actually one of the most creative comparisons that I've read. Haha.
EnJey0 19
Take it to the principal. It's his job to read the paper, and if you're in HS, a 0 can be the difference between college and no college.