Health, Healthy Lifestyle and Coffee: Addiction - FML

Addiction

By Anonymous - 18/01/2022 01:58

Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 18 January 2022 5:17

Just drink coffee before bed -- you'll be farting all night. Some guys like that.

Yudith 25

Tuesday 18 January 2022 18:57

That's another way to stay up all night.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 18 January 2022 5:17

Just drink coffee before bed -- you'll be farting all night. Some guys like that.

Yudith 25

Tuesday 18 January 2022 18:57

That's another way to stay up all night.

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