noname
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Leaking
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
embarrassed2
United States
I'm pissed
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Observation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
pottypattypeepants
United States
Let it all out
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
wetsheets
Cardiff, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Inspirational
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
Top comments
bombtastic 10
sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.
lonley_mom 0
are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (266)
Ruff_fml 3
Isn't there a fetish for this?
redbluegreen 41
There's a fetish for everything.
MarkSeattle 0
lol. true.
ijrnelson 0
I miss unreal :(
ladydizzle2010 0
You might might just be squirting on your man. I know it happens to me with mine.
Grosso 3
that would be nasty, because you are gruesome!
starile 20
Um, not really. If a guy is giving his girl such a good time that she squirts on him, then he'd most likely feel pretty darn good about himself.
shaannonwilding 0
TMI..
Shorty2592 0
I doubt it. Lmfao.
JaydnGage 0
Sounds like one kinky position. Bet your partner was surprised..
starile 20
It's actually a pretty popular/ common position. Have more sex, you'll see.
dudeitsdanny 10
Yeah, I don't see any kinkiness. I've had sex like that quite often.. Unless you mean the peeing is kinky.
lickmyjock 0
fyl? great sex and you are complaining? mmmk.
bbygiirl 0
If he's making you squirt (which is more than likely what happened...), then it is GREAT sex!
katie72 6
ohhh yeahh ;)
julz10 0
your most likely squirting, if so props to your bf for landing a squirter. if was urine youd probably be able to smell it
purplecargirl 5
shes a squirter
cryssosa 0
The most unattractive thing I've read so far, lol.
zerobahamut03 2
yea this is gross lol
spoke1396 4
no it's not
Xavi89 0
lol @26!!!!!!! I'll co sign that.
77taylah33 0
aw=(
tboy3500 0
g spot baby!!!!!!!!