Leaking
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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bombtastic 10
sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.
lonley_mom 0
are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...
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imababeee 0
I really wish I could squirt ! hahahah
DjeePee 25
She said she pied herself, now think a moment, how stupid should she be if she mistakes a vaginal ****** for pee? You know, the ****** comes from a different hole, it's a different substance, with a different colour and odour, and, most important, a different amount of escaping liquid. I once thought that I had pied. But, you know, that was easily checked. If OP claims she pied, then she pied.
WearingHats 14
Peed?
Telinaa 0
I like pie.
Einstein714 0
hair pie?
DjeePee 25
Dooooh, come on, simple mistake :( It's easily explained: in my language, 'pie' is pronounced as 'pee' is for you. And the 'ee' in pee is pronounced as the 'a' in 'day'. I was saying the words while typing, and pie became pee, and pee became pay, but than without the 'y'. Just saying I hadn't used the online translator. So sorry.
lickmyjock 0
I used to date a girl that orgasmed pie. I had to leave her though cause I was getting too fat.
fred88_fml 0
i think she pee'd not "pied"
sourgirl101 29
She's my cherry pie!
luna4545 4
actually its not always from the g-spot that stimulates it..it can be stimulated from the ******** as well. it is call female ejaculation and just like with guys when we ejaculate it is from the same hole as your urine. often times because of this urine is mixed with the cum but it's peeing. research it..
kportal69 5
#62 is right. the fluid from a girl squirting comes from your urethra not your pussy. hence the feeling you have to pee when someone hits a girls gspot
spidersilkx9 0
I think you meant color and odor as well.
oarisimo 4
actually when a woman "squirts" it comes out of the urethra just like pee. nice try.
oarisimo 4
And it's "peed".
shadowwarrior247 2
female ejaculate is most certainly not urine, idiot. Jesus, I know your anatomy better than you do. you know how sad that is?
Monikabug 9
Aww don't let them bother you. They knew what you meant they were just teasing. That ia interesting though. Ee sounds like ay... and now I understand your screenname as well! Lol. :)
blankettt 0
I don't recall OP ever mentioning pie.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
yay for pie!
shona_fml 0
learn to spell
DjeePee 25
Ow, I get it now. I thought that you people meant with a g-spot ****** a vaginal ******, but, obviously, you don't. I'm confused. The g-spot is in the ******, so why does the liquid of that kind of orgasms comes from the pee(!) hole? I mean, I am one of those woman who can and do come vaginal, but the only liquid that's escaping my body goes through my ******, and not the pee hole. But I'm not squirting, that's for sure, but even when a girl is squirting, it comes from the ******, doesn't it? I really need someone who can explain to me 1) the difference between a vaginal and a g-spot ****** (if there is one) 2) why a woman loses liquid through her pee hole instead of her ****** if she comes with a g-spot ******. 3) what kind of liquid she is losing. I have read many contradictions I find this discussion actually very interesting, so pleaase, someone, explain it.
banananut 0
63, i think i love you.
lancegonyeau 0
wtf is pied???
Devolver 0
I like pie ^__^
libbyann 0
It can feel like you're peeing...believe me. I'm 26 and have been sexually active since I was 17, and I've always been a "squirter". I was embarrassed at first because I thought I was peeing as well, but now I know what it is and I enjoy every minute of it. For all of you anti-premarital sex people...I have been with the same man the whole time and we have been very happily married for 6 years.
GooberNater 0
lol... it was cherry cordial pie huh?
luna4545 4
there are two different forms of cum for women. that which is from the ****** and that which is from the urethra. all these people saying it's a g-spot ****** dot know entirely what they are saying. the cum from the urethra is from female ejaculation it can be caused by stimulating the ********(which is the most common way to enduce female ejaculation) or from hitting the g-spot. g-spot orgasms and vaginal orgasms are pretty much the same thing one is just stronger than the other. not all women can ejaculate which is probably why you have only experienced Cummings from your vaginal hole. I can but only through clitoral stimulation. this cum does cum from the urethra and because of that many mistake it for urine but it isn't . it is common as it is for men that a little urine may be mixed with the cum but it's not pee. another reason some may think they are peeing is because as a woman begins to reach an ****** especially one from the g-spot the muscles in the Lowe body and stomache tense pushing on the bladder and urethra causing a feeling like the urge to pee, but when you finally do relax what comes out is just a clear, odorless liquid otherwise known as cum. same stuff that is the natural lubricant in the ******, but it just kinda squirts out instead (hence the term squirter)
kekeshayeshaye 4
I agree
DjeePee 25
Interesting. But still, it's strange. I have talked a lot about sex on the internet, mostly with people from my own country (and than I am the one who can correct spelling mistakes), and I learned a couple of things from those little chats and serious discussions. Or at least, I thought I did. So did I find out that there are really just a few lucky bastards who are able to come vaginal easily. Most girls comes clitoral, sometimes vaginal, and there a few unlucky bastards who just aren't able to come. But, none of the girls I've spoken too squirted. Not the ones who came vaginal, nor the ones who came clitoral. Just nobody. Squirting almost became a myth. And here I am, reading a strange fml and seeing that squirting is a knowledge for more people I expected, even for the ones who come clitoral, something I totally didn't expected. I never squirted, not when I come vaginal, or g-spot, or clitoral. Not abnormal, I know, but now I'm wondering how many women do squirt. Scientific article, anyone?
luna4545 4
you can look up squirting online. it's not to common only a few lucky women can. some can only cum through a clitoral ****** u just need to research but I assure you it is not a myth
coolbeans26 12
Liquid should never EVER squirt out of your ****** that's a serious problem. Your ****** just passes lubrication and blood if either spurt out something is wrong.
sofnhappy 0
it took me years of "peeing" on my boyfriends to figure out that I was a squirter. On occasion, I've gotten a bit too carried away and peed which is a bit gross and embarrassing, but all you have to do is smell it and you'll know. I'm sure that sounds terrible to anyone under let's sayyyy 25, but once you realize he is hitting a spot that some women aren't given, you'll consider yourself lucky. As for men, they'll either hate it out of immaturity, he could be reserved, or maybe he used to get pissed on by his stepfather and he's associating the two. Or the opposite, he will love every second. It started for me when I was 17 and I'm now 30. Every guy I've dated except my high school bf LOVED it. Most men are the latter, don't be scurred!
greatwyt 0
squirter...FTW
luna4545 4
haha same with me. my ex tried for three years to get me too but he just wasn't getting it. let's just say my new man has many stains on his bed ;)
rebbee 0
Ok, I wanna be a squirter!!!!!! Everytime I get that feeling of needing to pee it becomes so uncomfortable through fear of pissing myself. Pushing past that uncomfortableness should make for a squirting ******? Suggestions?
RedPillSucks 33
Isn't there a pokemon that does this?
Illyssa_fml 4
Haha! Hott!
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
your tattoos are cool. :)
Telinaa 0
No. Just.. No. Tattoos are extremely unattractive.
imright24 0
You're not peeing. He's hitting your g-spot.
Alli137 6
GO SEE A DOCTOR!!!! That's not normal, how has no one mentioned that???
coolbeans26 12
There is nothing wrong. Even if she is peeing, absolutely no need to see a doctor
toohottiedottie 2
your not peeing. he's hitting your g spot.
christian50 0
It's probably cum not piss, it'll feel like you gotta piss but it's not.