Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
emilyxoxoxo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Out of control
Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
Anonymous
Finland
How smelly is your piss?
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
levi Glasscock
United States
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
caqi33
United States
Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Anonymous
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
TooQuick
Maputo, Mozambique
Fast and Furious
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
sandra22
France
Slippin' and a slidin'
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
PeedMom
Cedar Bluff, United States
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
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phatdaddy62 23
Sharing is Caring!
stacysmom 0
Nice to know you're friends with a four year old.
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eftup 9
How old is your friend? Who pee's their pants while sledding?..
deviedev123 0
firsssttt to commenttt(: I've always wanted to do that.. srry if that's annoying!
Sirin_fml 47
First to point out your awe-inspiring aura of fail. I've always wanted to do that, brah.
Doortje 30
It's such a shame mod-comments can't be voted on :) Thumbs up! ^^
XxDevilxXGt 26
Well i think he was happy to be the first reply to the actual first comment. :P
KingDingALing 9
18- I'm going to pee on you just like the OP's friend pissed on the OP.
the_flirtt 0
SNOW CONES !!
TenderizeMe 0
sirin makes my nipples go crazy.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
She makes my nipples erect. So.... powerful... and sexy... *humps computer*
alexanderr8D 0
are you okay?
cwhitney11 4
Hahahahaha ur pic wins epicly ^^^^^ made my day
redbluegreen 41
It slightly worries me that the majority of people here have a nipple fetish. Also, cwhitney11, the word "win" needs to be removed from your vocabulary.
alexanderr8D 0
haha, my pic is amazing.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#65 She doesn't seem to have a problem with MY romantic and seductive PMs. Baby, wanna have a three way chat?
the_flirtt 0
O_o
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Bitch, this is the internet; for all you know, I could be forty!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
>:)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sexual harassment? Where?! Can I watch?
ohthebloodygore 16
I am slightly disturbed by this thread.
andacondakiwi 11
Are you kidding? This thread is 10x better than the actual FML posted!
WhatTheFuq 0
NO spongebob!! Are you kidding? what's better then reading about girls urinating on each other??
DocBastard 40
Two 40's of King Cobra malt liquor and some Cheetos...I'm all set to watch this show.
WhatTheFuq 0
Okay you got me there BUT, I bet you can't name something else >;)
cwhitney11 4
Docbastard your my idol! *bows down* PRAISE THE FML GOD!
sourgirl101 29
He's your "idol" but you don't already know mixing up "your" and "you're" are his pet peeve?lol Sorry Doc, wasn't trying to speak for you.(: I'm sure he'll appreciate your compliment.
WhatTheFuq 0
What's wrong with having a fml god/goddess. sourgirl is my goddess. isent that right?
sourgirl101 29
Do you know what a "running back" is yet? Tsk tsk! You need to do your homework.(:
WhatTheFuq 0
lmao. I was joking about that! I know what a running back is.
ohthebloodygore 16
Idiots. Not you SG.
KiddNYC1O 22
The FML God is Sirin, jackass.
DocBastard 40
Sirin is the queen and pendatik is the king. Redbluegreen, FFML_314, MercyFML, and perdix are vying for the throne. I am merely the royal physician/court jester. Not necessarily in that order.
WhatTheFuq 0
Then what am I >:!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
DocBastard, I would like to say you are the prince. Yes, Sirin and Pendatik are your parents. WhatTheFuq is the royal fool.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Fuq, I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody, too?
KiddNYC1O 22
MercyFML? Aha. I haven't seen Mrs. Officer on here in a while. Perdix got this one. Perhaps Intoxicunt if she would've stuck around. 119- How long have you been a member of FML? 2 weeks?
sweet_candy_ 17
lol what about freeze and iicaptain?
KiddNYC1O 22
Freeze would behead us.
WhatTheFuq 0
I hope not I had plans on killing my cousin the king. and I've been a member for a little over a week now.
DocBastard 40
I meant to say that KaySL is the king's evil cousin and has been locked in the dungeon in shackles for years. Wait, Sirin and Pendatik are my parents? Cool! Hey Mom, I need €100 for some new jester shoes with those jangly bell thingys.
cwhitney11 4
wow lots of hate coming at me. And holy shit grammer Nazis here. I know the difference between your and you're. ****** Christ people
DocBastard 40
Nope. Mermaid said that. I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore. I'm going back to the Hundred Acre Wood where having a depressed donkey and a manic tiger actually makes sense. Whitney- breathe. No one is coming to kill you. Except KaySL, but that psycho is out to get everyone.
sourgirl101 29
What trouble is this? I turn around for one moment and come back to this?! This is why I love this site! Never a dull moment with this group of people. Now, I know we are missing some crazies. They are always lurking.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I would love to see Sirin hammer this thread all to hell. 40+ modded comments in a row. What a beautiful slaughter. Perverted *****.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Ignorance, why aren't YOU gone yet? FML is, for all intents and purposes, a comedy site where people can be a little careless with grammar and spelling. It's not a place for uptight people with no sense of humor ("FML God" was clearly a joke). Grammar Nazis are one thing, but bullying someone over stuff like that is another.
ohthebloodygore 16
I hate the comment bug. Attempt #4. Doc, what are you talking about? I'm out to get Whitney. cwhitney11, you're an idiot. Barbie, you make me laugh. SG, who are the crazies? Also, for giving me a massive headache, you're all idiots.
ohthebloodygore 16
143, are you speaking to me? I haven't been on here for about two weeks which explains why I've only called you an idiot twice and not many more times. Don't take it so personally; I call everyone an idiot.
Sirin_fml 47
Break it up, kids, before I turn you all into hamsters.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Wow, what awesome insults, Ignorance. If you can't shut up, at least put up a decent argument. "Shut up." "You're an idiot." Honestly, if those are your only rebuttals, give up.
ohthebloodygore 16
Sirin! Where's your quarterstaff in which you stick fight with the other mods?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Never leave FML members alone. We're very aggressive creatures.
cwhitney11 4
and mermaid to the rescue. thanks for that.
ohthebloodygore 16
Kay, you're an angel.
teh_uber_muffin 3
Mirelurks....... That is all.
cwhitney11 4
the Nazi toOK tHe baiT! HAHA gRAmmAr Nazis cOuLD nEvEr accEPt gramMAr to be speLled grammEr! MWAHAHAHA
Sirin_fml 47
Moderated because your shift key is on crack.
zakkyzebra 11
I.... felt the need to enter this battle....
sourgirl101 29
Battle is over. The Gods have released the Kraken!
Rawrzie 0
Fun.
cwhitney11 4
Oh just wait until it freezes. Now THATS fun
Icyyy 0
Reminds me of some movie where they were on a motorcycle in freezing weather and one of them peed.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Dumb and Dumber.
FMLRelapse 4
and dumbest....
gmor 0
that's just grosd
FreshSalad 1
it is grosd... But OP stop be a little whiner, we all know that you're usually cold when sledding... so that urine probably warmed you up.
Andrewconnolly 0
At least you actually have snow :(
Ro5ieLovesConnor 0
you don't have snow there? LUCKY.
giantsfan2010 23
It never snows in San Francisco. :(
Kua_Mei 0
San Francisco is amazing! I miss it so much! The weather is so much nicer than Southern California. It's always so hot here!
Charlotteeexx 0
I'm so sad my 3 comments didn't post FML it's my dream to be first!
Charlotteeexx 0
heehee
phatdaddy62 23
Sharing is Caring!
All_For_Love 0
lmao
IWABO2_ 0
Aahaha ****** sick
Devin91 20
thts freaking nasty
lemonypower 6
well at least you will feel warm!
stacysmom 0
Nice to know you're friends with a four year old.