noname
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Leaking
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
embarrassed2
United States
I'm pissed
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Observation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
pottypattypeepants
United States
Let it all out
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
wetsheets
Cardiff, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Inspirational
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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bombtastic 10
sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.
lonley_mom 0
are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...
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Comments (266)
perdix 31
If your boyfriend's into Golden Showers, this isn't an FML -- you're just bragging.
mr_freak 1
anyone can say gold shower?
5up3rTAN 0
it's always pee that comes out the urethra!!!! there is no secret place in the urethra that scientists haven't discovered yet where magical squirts come from. a g spot ****** is a reflex from internal stimulation if the urethra muscles....what spews forth is pee whether or not people choose to believe it's magical secret g spot juice is up to them
lickmyjock 0
hahahahaha. g spot juice. thank you for that. I will be getting Gatorade on the phone asap to suggest a new slogan.
luna4545 4
it's actually cum. I've researched it. it doesn't have a scent like urine does. yes they do come from the same hole which the case is it often has urine mixed with it but it is not urine. and it it's always stimulated from the g-spot many and most squirters have this form of ****** from clitoral stimulation, while you can have one from the g-spot it mostly is triggered through the ********
zackd23 0
yummmm
YouSuckAtLove 0
i could totally picture this happening.. "Babe WTF" "omg its so small! hahahahahaha *pees*
bigredmonkeybutt 30
**** HIS Life. He's the one getting pissed on. Try using the bathroom beforehand?
sourgirl101 29
Just go with the flow.
st0n333d 0
Win
tdub10 2
My gf n I go by 1 rule only n thts it's only fun if u make a mess. But like everyone else has told u. Ur a squirter baby!! I for 1 find it hot.
lickmyjock 0
you can you just have to find the right guy, and put your ankles on his shoulders.
MonsterFeet 0
sucks for you, definitely my favorite position; but sometimes makes me feel like I have to be too WITH ******.