noname
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Leaking
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
embarrassed2
United States
I'm pissed
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Observation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
pottypattypeepants
United States
Let it all out
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
wetsheets
Cardiff, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Inspirational
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
Top comments
bombtastic 10
sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.
lonley_mom 0
are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...
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Comments (266)
sofiaaa_fml 0
thats and ******! lol
firemedic59 0
at least you didnt fart!!
iSexxxy 0
Kinky. ;]
analyzewithin 0
FHL for having such a twit of a girlfriend that she's completely unaware of her own body and the very different functions of said body. More biology, less assumptions. +/-
monnanon 14
im pretty sure if she had squirted she would have felt the ******.
glider23 0
who let the tattooed Terminator in here?
monnanon 14
Op surely would have noticed the ****** before squirting so im guessing she peed from the pressure put on her bladder. Not every girl gets stimulation in that area.
caremedy 6
I am a squirter - I don't feel anything that feels like a normal ****** before I squirt though, so she wouldn't have necessarily either. And yes, I am sure it is squirting because of the smell etc.
dilligaf24 1
u proly squirted not pee lol.
kirstentaylorc 0
you definitely squirted sweetheart, didnt pee yourself :)
Ricky23J 0
68 shut up bitch
Ricky23J 0
49 shut up bitch