Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Kill it with fire
Thatonechic1995 0
I least you found out before you used the pillow...
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Comments (125)
Beebow_fml 5
Kill it with fire
max_wilder 9
Kill it with tears
judices 0
Kill it like you would your sisters friend ;)
Adman567 9
Kill it with LOVE :)
mrahhhhh 21
These are not funny (except for the first one). I'm going to end this. C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
EvilPotato 15
**** combo breakers, they don't count unless I do it, kill it with a poker stick.
dre_bro11 12
Kill it with lava.... Yeah... I don't see this comment going well.
nava1210 12
Don't kill it..
GrammaticalNazi 2
Kill *her with fire.
auzzrage 1
it's actually pubic lice....
chane1100 6
Well if they are level 65 they can use the flamethrower c:
Daralea 21
Don't kill it at all? The larva will starve if they don't have the opportunity to feed soon.
shadowsun28 0
Nuke it from orbit!!
Neorecon19 18
#1 - You took the words right out of my mouth.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
too bad
WhyCantIDoRight 5
Kill it before it lays eggs!...Oh wait, FYL!
DevinCam03 14
Omg yess
Thatonechic1995 0
I least you found out before you used the pillow...
brrarm 17
They called an hour after she left --> morning. So depends, if video was taken in the evening (more likely) than the pillow would've been slept on at night ;) Sry either way.
Thatonechic1995 0
I missed that part my bad
hotdogcore 9
That is so gross. I'm not going to say that this girl was dirty because you can get lice from simply trying on a hat at the store, but damn, that sucks. I hope you are able to get rid of that mess before it infests your entire household.
Qu1ks1lv3r 3
Lice actually like cleaner hair better because it's easier for them to move around
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
They don't like curly hair either..I am not dirty lol. It's like they suffocate in there.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Yep #18. I actually learned this on a Nickelodeon show ten or so years ago
ScaughtieHolden 11
Wash your pillow, get some medicated shampoo or whatever, and stop whining.
Tyger44 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
O,o??!!?wow."you got lice lice baby." Burn that pillow!!!
iMsOeAsYxXxX 0
Just stop
Odysseus_fml 2
That's really gross. Least you didn't sleep on the pillow.
wishfulmidget 0
sounds like op did
txgirl2013 14
I am so sorry...at least you found out.
cheesecakex 5
That isn't lice at all :(
Blacksabbath211 9
I see what you did there :-)
kristen69 0
Nice one. I got it :)
bms1996 12
you're so punny!
heralynn1011 0
How long did it take you to come up with that ? :) haha
Nikkitaria 9
Nope, just Chuck Testa
sovetskiy 8
You probably thought those larva on your pillow were real
Jamicianprince 1
Oh thats just ******* nasty burn the pillow