Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I had to fake enthusiasm when my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. She has a nasty streak and I was planning to break up with her, but if I left her now everyone would think I’m the bad guy. I actually think she’s capable of killing me if she gets angry enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
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arano 29
Good for you for making the right decision and sticking by your child. However she is a lying bitch and doesn't deserve a guy like you. Put that bitch on the curb and move on.
Moonfate 16
was everything non refundable? Seems easy enough to just bring it back.
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Comments (92)
interesting33 37
That is so wrong. I understand be worried about if the guy would leave and I understand that some people find it hard to take other people's word for it (e.g. if they talk with the guy about it and he says it wouldn't change anything). But to 'test' people out like that or lie about something so huge is just wrong. It is a huge thing to announce, with emotional joy and also turmoil.
foxesntea 22
That was so great of you to stay with her and help raise the child. I do think you may have jumped the gun a little bit. Perhaps maybe waited a little longer to buy the supplies. I hope everything turns out alright op. You are a great man.
Bearsmomma 30
I hope this incident doesn't ruin you having a trusting relationship with your next gf.
cwade71 17
How much did you buy in just the first 3 weeks?
donkmomes 6
If you didn't breake up with her before it's time now
jebron 13
Seems a bit early to be buying all the gear after just three weeks
chelsmokes 14
And now you can break up for her for being a lying bitch, and hopefully you'll be able to return everything you had bought.
Theguyinthedark 11
Why would you buy the stuff 3 weeks into the pregnancy? you had 8 more months to do that!!!
Bearsmomma 30
Not the point of the FML.
Ise_fml 6
And now you break up with her. Only needy, clingy persons make tests. That's so teenage-like. So dump the bitch and find a grown up woman who wouldn't put you through weird tests.
mssileas 25
As a woman I will never understand why other women lie about this. I'd feel like such an asshole if I lied to my boyfriend about being pregnant and watch him take on full responsibility and probably being excited too, only to tell him it was a joke, that's horrible.