Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I had to fake enthusiasm when my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. She has a nasty streak and I was planning to break up with her, but if I left her now everyone would think I’m the bad guy. I actually think she’s capable of killing me if she gets angry enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
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arano 29
Good for you for making the right decision and sticking by your child. However she is a lying bitch and doesn't deserve a guy like you. Put that bitch on the curb and move on.
Moonfate 16
was everything non refundable? Seems easy enough to just bring it back.
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Comments (92)
CoolClay4 2
Look on the bright side, you can either return the items or just keep em when you have a kid
LevelupKid 8
Leave her dumb ass now, and don't waste any more of your good time and money on her bullshit. I swear I'm so sick of these bitches and their mind games....
PandaBus 6
At least you stuck around and you can probably get a refund on all the baby stuff, just might take a while.
sariberii 8
Save it you'll need it one day
ligerzero459 24
Good thing you can return all that stuff AND dump her ass. Win-win
SinnMaster 8
Great of you to stand by your girlfriend, but you have 9 months to space that shit out why not buy the stuff a little at a time instead of one big bulk buy.
T1A2Z3 35
I mean three weeks pregnant isn't very much. Pregnancies can be difficult. You should probably wait until about 6 months before you buy everything.
lucasj23 11
so take it all back
CoriCat 25
You wait until like 4-6 months in to start buying most of the stuff..
J15237 25
Was she trying to keep you or get rid of you? That is just a hurtful thing to do. Pregnancy should never be used a prank, test or anything. You should consider ending that relationship.