Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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nzl_fml 0
you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.
supersnakesolid 0
twilight sucks
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shmikey 0
so? maybe he's on Team Edward?
Starchild21 3
What's wrong with Twilight? __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
The_Pleb 0
Whoa there, twilight is a good movie, the only reason people are precieved "gay" for liking it, is because billions upon billions of teenage girls are in an orb of obsession over it. Besides theres hot women on the film? faggots F all you igonorant people O and this is officialy the 3rd comment on this FML Sue me? WIN +100
amiamazing 0
everything.
Kylias 6
What's /right/ with Twilight?
rm010 0
WOOhoooo Go team Jacob!!
crazytoaster 2
OP, his going to leave you for a guy.
EpicJohn 0
So OP, what is it like being your boyfriends cover up for being gay?
Bllasae 0
Too true to the guy(s) that say he's gay.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Gay? Possibly. I think what really happened was that the bf took his gf to see twilight in an attempt to get her in bed. But, evidently it did not work. He ended up getting horny instead.
12jax12 5
yea
chelzy 0
he's gay. cut and run. or do his younger sister. jailbait!!! sorry... I'm psycho. oh, and by the way, I'm on team bram mofos!!!
X0XyentroucX0X 0
lol wow i can understand seeing any movie once but twice is just kinda weird, i would go online if i wanted to see it a second time. anyway have fun sharing your thanksgiving meal of a bucket of popcorn.
X0XyentroucX0X 0
ok the Twilight rants really are annoying. So what if her bf is a twilight fanatic ( but still weird for seeing it 4 a second time)
dnlphm94 0
Usually the girl in the relationship is the twilight fanatic. It's the thought that it's the other way around in this situation that makes it funny.
americayay 0
Thank you and agreed. Who ******* cares what anyone else likes? Post something interesting people. And how's this any different than any other movie? You try to tolerate what your partner likes. That's just a relationship basic. And that doesn't include bitching about it on FML.
namnams 3
Why abbreviate '4' and not 'second'?
Megzx 0
Well maybe he just likes the movie..
bobsanction 18
And maybe the Nazi's just wanted the Jews to do their taxes.
LegndNikko 0
I'm a guy, and I want to see it, but I'm going to wait till I can rent the DVD... But dragging your girlfriend to go see it twice? Eugh...
Raggio19 0
My boyfriend loves twilight too (:
wiserman 0
he must be one a them queer-o sexuals
White667 0
Pretty likely,
supersnakesolid 0
twilight sucks
MoonTiger 4
Have the "sorry, I don't want to watch it again" answer ever came to your mind?...
arissia 0
So? God forbid people like things. Obviously your life is in ruins because your boyfriend chose to like something.
captaincanoe 0
Well seeing how Twilight is all about half naked sparkly vampires and wolves and it's a movie that is 100% geared towards teenage girls and gay guys I would be questioning if he was gay or not. that's what the FML would be
caiyaguang 0
Just say 'No' if you already watched it and didn't want to go 2nd time.