Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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hannah_cheers 30
I've been snowed in before with my family that I can't stand but in the end, we became closer. Take this as an opportunity to sort things out, decide if you really want to end your relationship.
zAstonish 20
The awkwardness is probably directly proportionate to the amount of snow.
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zAstonish 20
The awkwardness is probably directly proportionate to the amount of snow.
JMichael 26
Probably a ton of make-up sex
mxgirl1998 26
it may be a sign though!
Wizardo 34
Cabin fever does that to people. Just start playing some Marvin Gaye, 100% guaranteed to sort your problems out.
TDog3337 12
Ha, GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
82681 25
Sorry that you'll have to deal with that awkwardness. I'll make sure that I check the forecast the next time I plan a breakup.
hannah_cheers 30
I've been snowed in before with my family that I can't stand but in the end, we became closer. Take this as an opportunity to sort things out, decide if you really want to end your relationship.
Marcella1016 32
This is what I was thinking. Being snowed in may be a blessing, forcing you to confront and address your issues, and you could possibly even end up closer in the end :) If it really doesn't work out, though, sorry you're stuck there. Good luck either way, OP!
Tarlachia 33
Snowball fights will help you get out your tensions. Then when you're cold and wet, you can work out your sexual tensions!
annarcheer 19
maybe it will end up getting up back together
thespiantess 18
There's a movie about a couple that ends up together after getting snowed in - it's Two Night Stand. You should watch it while you're there OP ;)
teapotrevolt 27
Been there, I hope it's not too horrible for you, OP. Those times can be stressful. Happy place, happy place.
Killz268 18
best opportunity to mess with him,hide his car keys somewhere and text him the hints right after you leave
exuberant_orange 17
Maybe it's a good opportunity for you guys to sort everything out. XD
OtakuTaco 15
This is how fanfiction starts.