Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I had to fake enthusiasm when my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. She has a nasty streak and I was planning to break up with her, but if I left her now everyone would think I’m the bad guy. I actually think she’s capable of killing me if she gets angry enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
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arano 29
Good for you for making the right decision and sticking by your child. However she is a lying bitch and doesn't deserve a guy like you. Put that bitch on the curb and move on.
Moonfate 16
was everything non refundable? Seems easy enough to just bring it back.
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Nickimariek 20
You Seem like a good guy but I wouldn't have bought baby stuff after only 3 weeks. lol, I would have waited a few months
uchihadesendent 14
I'm sure he was excited to have a baby and that's why he bought the stuff early
mm1220 4
You broke the bank buying baby clothes 3 weeks after she told you she was pregnant? Without any proof like an ultrasound? YDI.
anonymoususer070 17
They could have been together for years and he took her word for it, most guys do just when you show them the at home test. He could have been majorly excited and wanted to start getting things right away. It definitely doesn't mean he deserved it whatsoever just for buying things.
jstone89 13
Well you should break up with her now... who wants someone that plays that kind of mind game? :S
Fed21 16
I don't understand how people could even remotely think that this is ok.You should dump her,you can't trust her anyway
brackaman 18
Reminds me of a Chris Rock special. A man's lie is, "I was with Jon last Tuesday." A woman's lie is "It's your baby." Seriously tho, gtfo. And anything you can't return, make her pay for if you can.
Solano2580 24
By the name i'm guessing she dumped him after his reaction to it.
theonecasey 27
What a bitch, take everything back and dump her OP
Hybricide 8
Dump the bitch and keep the stuff for a future child you might have. Or donate it. You could be a miracle for some young, less fortunate couple.
LoZelda123 20
Breaking up with her because she was pregnant would have certainly been a dick move Breaking up with her for lying and manipulating you would be extremely understandable FYL
vegantreegirl 26
I'm sorry she's a jerk. I hope you broke up with her for that, because that's a legitimate reason. I hope you can return the stuff you bought. If not you can either donate it, save it for baby showers to register or save it for someday if you plan on having kids someday. Good luck.