Dexter_39476
Copenhagen, Denmark
Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Kristopher
United States
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Powerfool
United States
Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
ekaay
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Anonymous
United States
Home sweet home?
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
morgan_love11
United States
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
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Rich531 21
And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat
IronMan_Mk43 20
At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"
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Rich531 21
And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Its*
awildwhisper 30
I don't understand why grammer matters on a recreational app so much. This is for fun not for an English essay.
Rich531 21
sorry my phone autocorrected it
mds9986 24
This comment is best read in Morgan Freeman's voice.
sanchitgoyal 27
Completely agree with the post. As long as it is understandable people shouldnt be fussy about it for genuine mistakes. On a lighter note its Grammar! Haha
Elban 20
Crikey he's a mean one! Get too close and he'll try and bite yah. He's a fiesty little nippah!
Mauskau 36
Not Morgan Freeman's voice, the voice we need to narrate everything is David Attenborough's.
thawny_fml 21
"It's" is totally acceptable as it shows possession. Perhaps an English lesson is in store before criticising.
tantanpanda 26
#66, no, it's not ok. It's stands for "it is" while its is for possession. This is a special case that doesn't apply to the other possessive cases. Know what you're saying before trying to be witty.
krazyelliot 14
Then what is their room? The sex cave?
Patriots21 14
...common man, that was brutal
jake_braves 25
Better get laid OP. They'll stop with that. And they can't get mad without you having an excuse. That's annoying of them.
leogachi 15
@21 That's the worst excuse to have sex I've ever heard.
myGRAM 14
But do you really need an excuse?
krazy789 28
the question is does she wanna have sex? im not about to do something i dont wanna do so other people will stop bullying me
dideldoodles 17
Could be worse, could be referred to as a brothel
pop17123 19
Could be worse, they can say your species are becoming extinct due to not finding a mate
Testing1234 25
The human race isn't going to go extinct just because OP hasn't been laid yet...
traveveland 16
That's a very specific example...
sakb 8
My nigga you been getting buried in every posts lol
Miss_Chevious 37
Better than the **** hole
kangx1 28
I wish I had a **** hole. Just imagine the size of that room!
ThrottleJockey 36
Yeah but it'd probably smell perpetually like sweat, anger, and shame. Fabreeze can't get out that type of ***** stank.
Zuniga01 14
Or if they're on their rag, than it could smell like a handful of pennies.
SamSwebb 24
A little less cool than the batcave, but then I don't think that saw much action either ...
hellnosucka 27
you'd be quite surprised.
Zebediabolical 45
I've seen some very suggestive homoerotic panels in Action Comics from back in the day.
Tyrex26 6
Robin and Batman weren't just solving crime.......
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
To the Virgin Cave Robin....na na na na na na na na
TheInvisibleOne 31
That kind of makes it sound like you're a dragon.
IronMan_Mk43 20
At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"
cnbcad 15
Congratulations. Be proud. I really wish I could say I went into my marriage a virgin.
mpsteve137 15
At least they don't refer to your ****** as the virgin cave