Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
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_apecakez 0
LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n
Mattrocker 4
Got yourself a keeper I see
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collegegirl30 0
why are you complaining? she is obvously innosent.... if u teach her, she will also develop her own techniques.... i had to learn how to at some time in my life as well, cause its not like i was born knowing how to give a bj
alotta_fachina 0
that's cute, don't be a douchebag and act like this is FML-worthy. be glad she hasn't been around the block.
fuckmylife5 0
hahah this is so unfortunate.. but it opens up the window for you to tell her how to give you the perfect bj. with some practice it'll be amazing cuz shes learning the way you like it.
Beautiful12345 0
give the poor girl a break, she didn't know, give her some tips and then you'll get it the way you like it
MissMel_fml 0
wow hahahaha that is too funny, i should do that to my bf and see what he doesss lol.
ichigolyn 6
Lol, I don't think anyone noticed #30. "Today, my bf asked me to give him a *******, and as I didn't know due to me not being a ***** that's taken many cocks in my mouth, I screwed up. He then announced my innocent mistake to the whole world as a FML. FML" Wowwww!
iEnjoy3_14 0
#234 thats most likely NOT his gf. yes, the OP is a douche but #30 is probably just some person saying what his gf WOULD say.
platypusrex256 2
LOL @ #3... my thoughts exactly!
Wanker69 0
#30 is stupid. Since when has knowing how to give a ******* classified someone as a ***** whose taken many cocks in the mouth. and Secondly "announced my mistake to the world?" with 6 billion or so people in the world and no names somehow i think it'd be pretty challenging to know who this anonymously submitted FML is about.
Go_Home 0
Hahaha, atleast you got your own cooling system.