Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
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_apecakez 0
LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n
Mattrocker 4
Got yourself a keeper I see
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Comments (313)
BBMountain 0
LOL - I enjoyed this FML so much that when my boyfriend asked for a ******* i did the same thing, we both had a good laugh, as far as im concerned the girl is a genius for playing innocent!!!!
RyanHPants 0
Ha ha i know how you feel. My girlfriend of 6 months gave me a ******* for the first time. She performed 10 seconds of oral and then stopped instantly and layed down face first on the bed, she looked upset. I immediately asked what was wrong? She said in a pissed off voice "im pissed because i dont want to get pregnant". She seriously thought she could get pregnant from oral sex FML.
Common_Sense 0
hahaha, #240, your chick is an idiot..
wonnybot73 0
I'm upset that this isn't a joke.
myexsucks 0
#240, WOW....make sure you don't let that girl EVER reproduce. I hope she was kidding/ OP: I think your girlfriend was just being a smart ass....If not, you should just guide her. You have to start somewhere. At least she was willing to try it.
average_girl 0
217 IS A DIRTY WHOREEE!!! or just a ****** liar
average_girl 0
217 IS A DIRTY *****!!!! or just a ****** liar
fml147 0
hahah thats to funnny!!!!!
yanarach 0
.....oh man xD either she's a stereotypically dumb blonde... or she's being added to my list of favourite people that FML is producing for me xD
CourtneeMalakian 0
HAHAHA!! heh i used to think thats what a ******* was too. i thought it was litterally blowing on the guys penis. i dont know why they casll it a ******* :/