Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
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_apecakez 0
LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n
Mattrocker 4
Got yourself a keeper I see
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Comments (313)
greasy66 0
Not at all # 7, the more sex a girls had the better she knows how to work your junk by the time she gets around to you. I'll take the town bike over unpicked cherries any day of the week.
blonde_cutie 0
well why do they call it a ******** then? like im in high school and i have tons of guys wanting to hook up with me but i dont know exactly hw to give a ******** still so I dont do anything with them.
Vtlacey 0
i hope you told her how...that poor girl must have been embarrassed. lol. maybe a lil sex ed is in need...
Common_Sense 0
first of all... how old are you guys?? and second, you've been together a year and a half and have never attempted a ******** before??
N0Luck 0
Man, little boys who begs for blow-jobs are getting younger every year.
CHOOKEN 0
are you saying she hadn't given you oral and it had been a year and half! WOW
barnops 0
Dude, you are so busted...#30
riddler 0
#2 was right to be confused, lol. Until I read the comments, I was really confused with this FML. I thought OP meant she gave him the ******* and wanted to know if it was good. Then reading the comments I realized she blew air on his penis. FYL indeed, OP.
Loony_fml 4
This is why you don't ASK for a ********. It should come naturally from the girl, or you can learn how to hint it... but never ask.
crasher41 0
How old is your girlfriend man!? You need to take this as an opportunity to teach!!