Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
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Cupcaken 0
come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.
maskedman 9
he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.
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Comments (170)
Kockdiesel 0
keep an eye out to make sure you aren't missing duct tape and paper towel tubes.
monkeyCanDoMYJob 7
maybe he meant he loves you but only has the balls to say it in front of your hamster
Shorty_xD 0
Maybe your hamster is waaaaaay cooler than u?
HIJKay 0
But does it matter who's hamster it is in the long run? OP, get over yourself.
dugumit 0
obviously the hasmter doesn't bitch as much as u.
lostladyknight 0
Have you said that you love him yet either? And, have you said it to your hamster? Though, I don't think you're the type of person I'd want as either a significant other or a pet owner if you can't appreciate your own pet enough to be happy the guy your with likes it. Why do you even have the hamster at all if you don't value it. Hmm? You know, my boyfriend said he loved my dog before he said it to me. You know why? He was worried that I wasn't ready to say it yet and he didn't want to put me on the spot. He could have a lot of reasons for not saying it yet. Maybe doesn't feel it. Maybe he's waiting for you. Maybe he's just scared? At least you've got the kind of guy in your life that puts value in those around you, even your pets. I think he's doing just fine. BUT, maybe YOU ought to find a home for your Hamster if it's so "wrong" that someone loves it. If anyone loves it, it should be its owner. Get over it. Grow up. And, maybe give it more than a month of dating before you expect the "I love you's." Or, try saying it to him first, if you want to get to that stage. BUT, be prepared that you might be rushing into things. Teenagers. Yeesh!
lostladyknight 0
Wait, wait! I know grammar! Paragraph 2- *you're
idkweird 0
wrong. Sorry :/ your was used correctly in paragraph 2.
fudrick 0
No, it wasn't. Don't try to correct people when you're wrong.
lostladyknight 0
No, it wasn't. As I said before, I know grammar. I'm glad one of us does. Please refrain from giving me a lesson in a subject you obviously know nothing about.
bsfpolo 0
you're dumb
jj79242 0
it's not all about you
epic_failxxx 0
Maybe he is ready to tell you yet. Those are hard words to say unless honestly felt. Give the guy a break.
_Naboo_ 0
Dude, it's a hamster. You're his girlfriend, if he didn't love you or even like you he wouldn't be with you. This is at two different ends of the spectrum.