Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Twinklestar 0
Kind of uncomfortable, but it probably doesn't mean much if they were together for a long time. I still occasionally slip up and almost use my exes name, and we've been apart for 3 year and I left him and most certainly don't have feelings for him. I'm sure your bf is kicking himself enough. Just appreciate that he did mean to say those things to you.
ChairForce 0
Sometimes people mix up names. For example, I just had a baby, and sometimes I accidentally call her by her brother's name. It's not that I love my son more, it's that I haven't reprogrammed myself to say her name. I talk to a baby and my son's name comes to mind, because until now he's the only baby I've talked to on a regular basis. Does that make any sense?
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Comments (49)
TastyCookieJar 0
FYL, sorry
BeeSkwaird 0
Are you serious? Think psychologically about it. If any girl is able to remind a guy of a previous love, she ought to take consolation in it: "Wow, I'm replacing her in his mind. Cool."
MagicMeds 0
I'd rather be my own person and be the best ever than be a replacement or some second best. Not that I have a choice usually, but people are really into being the best EVERRRR in relationships.
DizzyVulps 0
Maybe, but him using his ex's name still sucks.
snagglepaste 0
So I'm guessing that killed the mood?
BikerMike 0
someone is not getting any pussy tonight
peroxideprincess 0
wow, what a douche.
spiderman0606 0
Ross: I take thee Rachel. Err.. I TAKE THEE EMILY!
KumoFF7 3
Shut the **** up. People make mistakes.
KingHumanity 0
Haha Friends cracks me up.
facilitator 0
i cant blame him
Maycontainnuts 17
Not really, it was clearly an accident. I'd be thrilled if my boyfriend had spent all that time writing out a speech about how he feels for me. He cares about her enough to do that, just give him time.
Twinklestar 0
Kind of uncomfortable, but it probably doesn't mean much if they were together for a long time. I still occasionally slip up and almost use my exes name, and we've been apart for 3 year and I left him and most certainly don't have feelings for him. I'm sure your bf is kicking himself enough. Just appreciate that he did mean to say those things to you.
drewbaca 0
i agree, it is a super nervous moment for any man to profess his love. Not something we go around doing alot of. I have had the same problem in the past because i was thinking about that person earlier in the day especially when you are saying something that momentous. You may find some flattery that he was obviously thinking deeply about his past and found he loves you above everything he has experienced. Plus it will make a funny story in the future...good luck and congrats
Simply_J 0
BURN!
Danzergirl1 0
What an jerk. If he said all of tht n tackd on his exs name, then i bet he said the very same thing to her. FYL
42billybob 5
#6 That's a harsh speculation. I agree with #4. Guys mess up the name more often than you'd think. It's largely due to the fact that we hardly ever use your name (especially if you're the type of couple who uses stupid pet names). It's not that we don't remember you as a person, it's just a default value we've spat out for a long time. When we aren't consciously thinking about it, we can regurgitate an outdated name. You're going to end up dumping a really nice guy who isn't rehearsing everything he says to you if you keep up that kind of attitude.
nerdie 0
Een verkeerde naam zeggen betekent niet altijd dat hij nog zo veel gevoelens voor zijn ex heeft hoor :) Kan ook een stomme vergissing zijn...
Armin_fml 0
maar toch... ach ja.. West-Vlaanderen :D :D :D
AntiChrist7 0
girls only love assholes. YDI
did_it_4_lulz 0
Relax, he's only recycling speeches.
waterynuggets 0
Lol true
somnula 9
It honestly could mean nothing, and just be a slip-up! Brains are funny things sometimes.