Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
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Cupcaken 0
come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.
maskedman 9
he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.
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Comments (170)
dante0220 0
it's a ******* animal
pryo 0
awe. i sure he'll say it in time, hopefully not the same way he ays it to the hamster though.
12inchD 0
oh my god. if I was dating u and read this I break up with u. ur need of self admiration is pathetic. I bet u told ur 3rd grade "bfs" I love u too. take ur fist and put it to ur face
perdix 31
He can tell the hamster's sister, mom and best friend that he loves them, too, and the hamster won't have a hissy-fit. Can he say the same about you?
Ajjas013 6
That's a pretty good rule of thumb to judge this by.
sidvoltaire 0
there's nothing wrong with that if he treats you well.
dbyrd92 0
he's practicing, but that's sad to think that he'd tell you in that voice
avalon24 18
I don't see what the big deal is or why you would need to make a big deal out of this, maybe you haven't been together LONG ENOUGH to say it, just a thought. And beyond that, who cares if he says it to an animals, dog, cat, hamster, those are easy to love. Saying I love you and being in love with another person takes some time, normal people take anywhere from a few weeks to over a year. It depends on each person/couple so unless you have been with this guy for several years without him saying it to you I fail to see what the big deal is.
transcedental 18
#10: Bullshit. True love has no limits. Yeah, I might be only an year older than you, but I have someone that loves me the way you cant even imagine. So, please remove your 'I-love-you-doesn-mean-anything-when-you're-that-young' from your.. vocabulary ^^
transcedental 18
Dont worry OP ... there is time and place for everything ^^ Your life isn't ******, but you neither deserve it. I bet you've said "OMG I LOVE..*put-a-random-actor's-name-here*" too ;)
logand 3
don't take any shower anymore. after a few day u'll smell like the hamster. he'll be crazy about u