Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
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Top comments
writtenmusic 3
i'm sure he noticed you
maskedman 9
how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.
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Comments (96)
andruha1123 5
I'm sure u got his attention!!
Mattfail 0
YDI, because when you hit the ground, you caused the earthquake in Haiti
AngryNinja 1
eh. guys
AngryNinja 1
damn edit thing ran out of time. i wanted to say : eh. guys like it when girls fail. at least, that's what i've gotten out of embarrassing experiences. makes you seem like a damsel in distress.
beachballa93 0
haha lol to the earthquake comment
michael32123 0
girls who are not bitches and naturally beautiful impress me and get my attention... not ones that slowly sit down then fail. YDI
chely_95 0
HAHHH!!! FYL!!
warom 0
well, you got his attention
Thanitos 0
Tomorrow bring in a full turkey and eat it in front of him.
serenaaaa_fml 0
yesterday1_2 ( #39 ) - hahahahahaha. good one :P
NotFML_FYL 0
well, i'm sure that you got his attention right? Now I think that you succeeded, so this is no FML at all, he just thinks you're funny.
jakefml33 0
yeah guys think it's cute when girls do that.
vollyball921 0
#40 Roflmao
writtenmusic 3
i'm sure he noticed you
azreal_13 0
yes the mission was a success :)
Skylae 14
Yep . That's one way to get his attention
tatte3 1
o ye smooth
glen12 0
ydi
CrumbeldCookie 0
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danielle8D 0
well dont hold back now. haha
bhenchod 0
Crumbled Cookie, you took the words right out of my mouth... everything ive ever wanted to say about this website.
watchasay71 4
ahahahaha ydi, this is so funny
maskedman 9
how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.
scuba1722 0
pulled the chair out from under her as she sat down slowly
brigittebabe09 0
lmao!
pdHbq 2
10: That would b funny :)
Ducati45 0
haven't you heard of the bend and snap?
KarmaSucks96 3
Hahaha that made my day !!
R3kli3 10
that sucks
ilovebradiew 0
what the ****.. lol
infiniti_G 0
Like flashing him