Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
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Top comments
Cupcaken 0
come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.
maskedman 9
he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.
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Comments (170)
koko1718 0
I'm 17 of course my life is horrible...I'm a teenager
fisheatsbear 6
ya except it was the op's hamster, not his
smhallo 0
your boyfriend is werid
superfine 2
I'm just wondering... have you told him you love him?
oNikkio 0
Someone's jealous~! And how can this get posted over my FMLs? Anyone else feel the same? Sometimes I'm almost certain that FMLs are chosen at random. I hardly visit this site anymore because the FMLs are so bad now.
Ajjas013 6
I second that.
mzhonesty 0
How can you get mad at a hamster? Hamsters are so cute! :"3 He'll probably start saying it when you stop breathing down his neck.
lightning7 0
that's so cute! maybe he tells the hamster because she wont reject him and say "I think were moving to fast" idk haha
perdix 31
It's because he really loves the hamster and you are just his cum dumpster. He's using you to gain access to his beloved hamster!
sum1savemeh 0
ahahaha perdix
kirakira333 0
Win.
volleyballx3 2
wtfff, maybe he's just nervous
Bugatti_Veyron 1
he's gay. what kinda dude tells a hamster that he loves it while speaking in a cute baby voice??? either he is gay or he is that nerd that gets beat up all the time.