Kotoko
Wylie, United States
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML
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LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?
Talooka 10
Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?
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Pleonasm 36
You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?
MrSassypants 34
With the garbage disposal always on.
Snowkeys 11
Damn you're just rolling in the cash. Who needs a pension when you have 2 dollar scratch tickets.
tjv3 10
I'm sure the one winner of the 350 million thought it was a money sink... Oh wait nah he didn't
NeatNit 33
Quit while you're ahead. They wouldn't be selling them unless they were statistically making a profit, and the more you buy the more you fall into statistics.
Talooka 10
Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?
Pleonasm 36
Might as well go for a full body work out while you're at it, OP. Never miss leg day. These things cost an arm and a leg.
Wimoweh 10
Full body workout? I'm trying to see how he'd manage an ab crunch. Ooh ooh, I know! Tape it to his knees, and then put a quarter in his mouth, and every rep scratch a bit off.
Padreschargers7 14
Talooka!
jessmeatsix 5
oops, that sucks!
wldd0g 9
Someone needs to workout.
DocBastard 40
Be careful next time you **********...
Pleonasm 36
Anyone ever get their hand stuck in or something, Doc?
gracehi 33
Wouldn't surprise me. Damn tilted uterus.
mattlw 25
Lets be honest, we were all thinking it. It just needed someone with the nuts to say it! Good call Doc.
TheGodDamnJoker 9
OP I would disagree with your statement. From my point of view it appears as though you won a trip to the hospital.
gracehi 33
You sure are eager to pay your poor tax. If everyone was so cooperative we could really stick it to the IRS and make half of them unemployed.
gc327072 31
^wut
SnuWolf 15
How do you pull a muscle from scratching a lottery ticket? I get that you were eager but unless you moved your entire arm furiously while scratching I see it impossible to do so.
HarrisonVR 17
you must have been really excited to disappoint yourself
mfldmike 3
I'm sure it was from "scratching" a lottery ticket...
gracehi 33
So THAT'S what they're calling it these days...
Sliver1991 26
And I was calling it "beating the ferret." Am I the only one?!
Reaper1984 13
yes you are #36
wvcheesehead1 9
Perhaps you should spend your money on a gym membership and not lottery tickets.
alphatoomega 21
There's a reason they call the lottery a tax on the stupid.