Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
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Cupcaken 0
come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.
maskedman 9
he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.
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Comments (170)
monkeysauce90 0
Have you ever seen Made of Honnor? The lead only says I love you to dogs at first, I wouldn't worry too much, maybe he just hasn't realized he loves you too. You know how slow guys can be, no offence to the guys. But it couldn't also be a red flag??
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Try asking him why he's never told you he loves you. Being in a relationship by very few means, infers that love is involved. More often it's about either sex, validation through empathy, or just because people are lonely and would rather get some attention/desire than none at all. Granted, as this post indicates, we'd rather just post about our boyfriends saying 'I love you' to an inferior life form, that might in fact *hate* him... but really. Try asking him why he hasn't said it to you. Just think, the hamster might not reciprocate his affections at all; might be planning his death every second of every waking day. Did I mention you should ask him why he hasn't told you he loves you?
ctgirl12345 0
maybe he was practicing on you
2Lives1Fate 0
Threesome with the hamster.
EwigStolz 0
High school skanks just need to give their virginity to men who deserve it. Not acne faced boys. Give up the pink bitches!
transcedental 18
#112 I respect your opinion. I realize how naive I may sound. But in my own little world if you really love someone - you will always do. That's why I still love my ex-boyfriend but I definitely don't want to be with him.. because I'm not IN~love with him. My current boyfriend knows that, and if we separate he would know that I'll continue loving him in my own bizarre way, too. Why? Because my love is eternal ^^.. Thanks anyway, I appreciate your respond. ^^ yeah tmi :D ^^` meh.. w/e ;D
babyveronica 0
I think he's in the relationship still just to see your hamster everyday haha
bfffness 0
what's the big deal? the hamster is better off with him. he's probably only with you to see the hamster.
DarDarAttack 0
There are only 2 possible explanations. 1. The hamster is more sexy than the OP. 2. He boyfriend gets off thinking about hamsters, thus, he has a creepy, kinky obsession with them. The only possible way to resolve this is getting a face transplant. Then, You'll be sexier than your hamster, and your boyfriend will jack off thinking of you!
c0nfuzzled 0
ahem, I believe I already said this? LEARN TO READ!