hellphone_fml
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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hamsterlovinn
United States
Hammy
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
lexigan4
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Chatons
Switzerland
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Karlo Kračun
Poor Mr Nibbles
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
traumatised
United Kingdom
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
How did the kitten get at the hamster? I've managed to keep mine separate for almost two years, and that includes taking my hamster out of his cage so he can exercise while I clean it.
RichardPencil 32
“Look, I’m THE pet in this house and I will not tolerate competition. Are we clear here?”
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BurnInDemonFire 39
How did the kitten get at the hamster? I've managed to keep mine separate for almost two years, and that includes taking my hamster out of his cage so he can exercise while I clean it.
Shawnie Gallant 24
Cage must have been left open, or the hamster was on a realllllly high desk to knock the cage off and open
bl3ur0z3 17
My sister's cats were always pawing at my other sister's mouse's cage no matter how hard we tried to keep them away. I remember the mice being in the bathroom and kicking the cats aside as I closed the door. 5 minutes later, the door was open and both cats were on the counter, paws at the top of the cage, trying to figure out how to get in. Cats are ninjas.
zuckerburg 21
No, you're just a really shitty pet-owner unable to control your pets. Did you know that cats, with discipline, will actually listen to you? No? They do whatever? Then you're a shitty pet-owner
mekiswrite 21
Cats learn better with positive reinforcement.
raven_of_azarath 35
Cats can listen if they want. But generally, they do whatever they please. -owner of 4 cats
RichardPencil 32
“Look, I’m THE pet in this house and I will not tolerate competition. Are we clear here?”
acmariner99 25
How was the cat supposed to know?
bl3ur0z3 17
You are the cat's new human. He has stolen a prize and gifted it to you because he loves you the most. Equal devotion is expected in return.
cptncuttlefish 24
And you didn’t keep an eye on the cage knowing there was an untrained animal in the house because...?
raven_of_azarath 35
Sleep?
hellphone_fml 37
Because it's unrealistic to stare down every animal all hours and seconds of the day?
hellphone_fml 37
Some more detail, I had just gotten back home after being away for a while. My brother was in charge of taking car of both my hamsters and apparently while I was gone he broke one of the cages and "fixed it". I did not know that or else I wouldn't have let the kitten in my room. Normally the cats just sit and watch the hamsters run on their wheel since the cage is secure. Either the cat was able to reach into the cage through the broken spot or the hamster got out. Either way it's a terrible accident.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Dear brother, you owe me one hamster, and a butt-load of therapy. Signed, 'hellphone_fml'."
Jorn van der Ar 13
Your cat doesn't love you because its brain is not siphisticated enough to process such high level emotions. It brought you your hamster (which by the way you would have isolated from the cat if you were using your sophisticated brain properly) as a sign of subordination.
raven_of_azarath 35
Cats can 100% feel love. Any cat owner can prove it.
blahblabbity 19
um how dare you be ungrateful for a present sent with love!!
hellphone_fml 37
He was real offended when I wouldn't stop crying to play with him
fde2blknimout 18
Probably to let you know that you don’t know how to secure the cage properly. Get a plant.