Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
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Top comments
Cupcaken 0
come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.
maskedman 9
he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.
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Comments (170)
saucey12 1
Be careful, when you are not around, he gets the cardboard from the paper towel roll, puts that on top of his asshole and then drops the hamster. maybe that's why he loves her so much
ilovebradiew 0
He's probs just nervous & its way easier telling a pet you love them lol
Lethario14 0
lolz mabey?
quietlytearful 0
what the heck is wrong with you #1? lol..
Rocco1990 0
I say the same to my puppy. Doesn't mean anything. How's this an FML?
AntiChrist7 0
South Park rules!
JustStopSucking 0
Richard Gere, a cautionary tale.
marine10_fml 0
it's a hamster! dramatic.
martial42 0
lmaooo tht happens to b quite disturben
caticaticati 3
#1 - ARMAGEDDON.
purplemnm 9
********** makes me throw up, now I have to buy a new lunch.
snowking_fml 0
yea. get hell over it
missjennababe 0
Whatever. bs. You got that from the movie Made of Honor. fail.
Reyo 2
You're jealous of a hamster? Seriously?
Austino713 0
*Ironic music plays* well thats not awkward at all!
gozar_fml 1
I agree. people communicate through pets like that all the time.
wow_its_me_ 0
i agree. (Y). =P.
tatte3 1
wtf
daniel1_1 13
FTW
WHODATNATION 0
how about I come over there and beat your ass?
Yaggi 0
lol no.1
Cupcaken 0
come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.
Eddie_Paints 0
Ask him which one he loves more! He'll be on the spot,and hopefully he'll say "you baby" ......hopefully!
MysteryJoker 5
I dunno...that hamster is guarenteed to stick around for 2-3 years... The OP...probably not =P
shoguu 0
because putting someone on the spot is never ever a bad thing and couldn't possibly make him freak out and leave the OP...
Rodrim 0
buts it's her hamster not his
froggi_fml 0
well that's.... cute.
suxs4ulol 22
shes just awsomer than the hamster but the guy is shy! yeah, thats is..
maskedman 9
he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.
Sue21 0
+1
WHODATNATION 0
what the hell is u talking about?
Pats14 0
#6 i agree haha
YunqFlyMa21o 0
na uhh! r u serious shxt i woulda been like oh so it dont take you lonq to love an animal but you qot me on holdd? lmao woww.
infiniti_G 0
This is why people hate blacks.
FatMooseEars 0
lmao wow at how you talk, spell right bitch
brutal_banger 10
maybe you should go to class instead of ditching to rob people
JessiKitty_lol 7
Learn how to spell! A 'Q' is different than a 'G!' Damn, did you flunk out of first grade or something?
burgerking83 0
Can anyone actually read that?
v1kt4r 13
you mean different from not than
gleetard 0
u racist
gleetard 0
nd #25 it does say g but d bottom jst got cut out
Pats14 0
its not hard to understand, the q are cut g's i think
well_hi_there 7
i want to throw a dictionary at your face.
tournamentdecide 33
Translation: Nu-uh! Are you Serious? Shit, I would have been like, "Oh, so it doesn't take long for you to love an animal, but you're keeping me on hold? Oh, wow."
stingray112 24
Man my IQ dropped from reading this shit and looking at your profile
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Or is he?
Cupcaken 0
It would have been worse if he had said it in a serious voice with all tears in his eyes. THAT would be a problem.
judetheobvious 0
hamsters>girls YDI
judetheobvious 0
wut? troll my ass, you know it's true.
sum1savemeh 0
troll Jude. troll
Ajjas013 6
More like troll fail.
Veritas143 0
I dunno..i'm gonna have to agree with Jude..they only need food and shelter to keep them happy..and they dont freak out if you say you love various other pets..
Ajjas013 6
What the hell? That's not even close to what Jude said...
judetheobvious 0
it's close enough
transcedental 18
you are fun :) (******* 108th!) 8)
kirakira333 0
hamsters /are/ better than girls. and i am a girl. lol :) by the way, i know this is random but is your penname "judetheobvious" supposed to related to the book /Jude the Obscure/?
judetheobvious 0
kind of, yes
burgerking83 0
if hamster>girls is wrong then I don't wanna be right
kirakira333 0
thought so. lol :) everyone loves a deranged child who kills his siblings and commits suicide in order to alleviate his incestous parent's marital strains.