slugitha
United States
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karen
Sleep well?
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Hashtagfail
Netherlands
Slimed
Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML
Anonymous
Things that go WTF? in the night
Today, as I was sleeping, I found a snail in my bed, yet I was dreaming so I thought it was a dream, but it felt real. I jumped out of the bed and I couldn't believe it. I wonder how it got there. FML
Shrieking_Shack_Maiden
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
yesikilledit
Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML
Anonymous
Oberursel, Germany
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
GnarCarBar
United States
Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML
jaqlove
Clementon, United States
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Top comments
jlang917 14
In a slimy situation OP?
holly_fly 34
I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)
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Comments (52)
holly_fly 34
I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)
riyaap13 17
cringecringecringecringecringe
warrior2 20
All the cringe
jlang917 14
In a slimy situation OP?
hellnosucka 27
more like a rude awakening.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Were you camping or do you just have a lot of wildlife in your home?
anonymous198913 26
I'd move far, far away from there... Sorry that happened OP
sparkledoge 29
Um, it's just a slug. It might look a little disgusting to some people but it's not going to kill someone, i think OP will be just fine after a shower.
EnderHorse 17
Well then.
katie1243 16
The only thing more terrifying than this would be if you rolled over onto it. But hey at least it wasn't a spider right?
Shadowbay 18
At least you woke up before it reached it's possible destination ;)
Hakosuko 8
What a sluggish start to the day. No? Okay, I'll let myself out.
hellobobismyname 24
Well hurry up now. Don't move so sluggishly!
The_ghetto_mango 25
It creeps! It crawls! It's the Slug!