Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
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Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
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Top comments
17031990 20
Were you upset that he told you to **** off or because his spelling was so bad?!?
thatkid00117 16
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Comments (94)
Parvati48 15
Horrible grammar is horrible...seriously this makes my eye twitch, sorry OP but your bf is stupid. :/
CourtJester27 12
Send me the dirty photo! I'll appreciate it! I'm stuck in my cubicle all day!
schhichick 14
nothing good ever comes from sending pictures
limabeans101029 21
Not always true. I live quite far away from my boyfriend so we send each other pictures sometimes, and nothing bad has ever come of it.
thewife5 19
Why would you want him turned on if he wasn't near you.. Or on his way to you? I think your timing was just off.
tamesenicole 27
Jfc? Never heard that one before
DiabolusIgnis 15
It means "Jesus fu**ing Christ".
Hamlet1971 6
The guy is definitely stupid. Unless I was in church or a funeral there is pretty much not a single time in my life where I wouldn't love it if my girlfriend teased me with a naughty pic! He needs to man up and thank god he has a good woman who would do that!
anonamous14 9
You need a new man, one that knows how to use a dictionary!
iamhelena 3
So I'm fairly new to the FML community and noticed that grammar is a really picky thing here.. Like it's almost obsessive lol
nightfall8705 33
I agree with those on the spelling bandwagon. His grammar is atrocious, however, if someone told me to **** off, they wouldn't be in a relationship with me anymore. You don't talk to someone you're supposed to really like or love like that and think it's okay. I'd also beware of texting dirty photos. If that's what you want to do, fair enough, but a classy, respectable lady doesn't have to have dirty pictures sent to their mate...
britnie95 0
Sounds like he's in the 8th grade for the fourth time cause he can't pass English