Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
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Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
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Top comments
17031990 20
Were you upset that he told you to **** off or because his spelling was so bad?!?
thatkid00117 16
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Comments (94)
sydneysays 15
Dang you sound like the girlfriend guys want! He doesn't know what he has
Danise_123 9
haha ikr xD
movaa 11
Reply back "oops sorry! wrong person" haaaaa
whosemr2 5
That may be a bit harsh but still entertaining! Haha
kerstileann 26
Wow i wonder what a fxck is. Just say "****" your not gonna get a spanking or anything.
teamnikster 9
Dude, with that type of spelling he didn't deserve the love.
NodakN8V 25
Well that escalated quickly
worldclassrager 41
Should I find it sad I am not 100% sure what his reply was?
Tidus0 17
My guess is last time the OP and her/his boyfriend were together the OP didn't put out while the boyfriend was trying to and now that they aren't with each other and to send that pic of course it would annoy the bf. Sorry if that isn't the case.
Bynsica 9
My setiments exactly! There has to be a reasonable explanation why he would reply so rudely. Some girls don't understand how frustrating it is for a man to go without & that a tease like that could send a normally calm man over the edge.
ThePaperDragon 31
No more dirty pictures for him!
TheTacoMan 24
if they say "**** off" maybe they just mean leave me alone, if they were together for a while, it's not that big of a deal to swear, especially over MMS. ( I'm not saying many women do this, and sometimes men do it too, but, sometimes a man will say "**** off" and the woman will flip, yet the woman will swear and curse like their is no tomorrow at the guy.)
vikky538 29
one mans turn on is another mans turn.off...