Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
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Top comments
17031990 20
Were you upset that he told you to **** off or because his spelling was so bad?!?
thatkid00117 16
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Comments (94)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Damn this guy doesn't wait for food to cool down
rebeltw 15
thats just stupid... be thankful!
ileenefudge 29
Didn't he learn how to spell in school? Maybe it's just me but one of the most annoying things to me is terrible spelling or unnecessary abbreviations especially after I sent a perfectly good text to someone with no grammatical errors. We had spelling quizzes in school for a reason. That and when I send a thoughtful text and all they reply back with is "k".
datkid117 13
You must be fun...
ileenefudge 29
Actually #46 I like to think that I am a fun person to be around. You can be fun without sounding uneducated or acting like a fool all the time.
Ltsdragons 19
I sometimes think that people with no grammar or spelling issues are fun to talk to. Because those people that abbreviate every word, I have to sit there for 10 seconds longer than I should have to trying to decode it
Flowtastic 16
You mean "Did he not..." "Did not (didn't) he..." Does not make sense, did you not learn that in school? Also "especially after I have (or I've)" is the correct term. If you're going to be annoyed by spelling errors and incorrect punctuation you might want to learn it yourself or you're going to be called out on it
Ltsdragons 19
"Didn't he" just as "Doesn't that" or "haven't you" is. And as for the I have and I've, you can use both and it won't change the meaning. Also the part you quoted "especially after I have.." I looked in and couldn't find it in the comment
Flowtastic 16
"....especially after I sent a perfectly good text" The whole comment was in reply to 17, not your comment.
clawei51 11
He needs to go back to school to learn how to spell if he is going to be treating you like that...!
Donutsarelife 12
this comment officially makes no sense at all ^
amileah13 26
What does jfc stand for?
player20270 32
Jesus F*cking Christ, I suppose.
cadillacgal79 32
Really 20? I thought it was Jareds fried chicken..Oh well learn something new every day.
RA91 26
#36 LMFAOOOO!!!!!!
player20270 32
Really #36? Well, I'm from a country where English is not an official language. Also, I've never lived abroad, so excuse me if I'm not used to slangs. Most people using FML are not from the U.S..
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Seriously, this doesn't even make sense. Can someone explain what this means.
TheLadyOpal 30
I'd be making absolute sure that was really him before taking any drastic measures.
PenguinBitch 44
What the hell does "jfc" mean?
fantasyworld 39
Jesus ******* Christ.
pjsr 33
#29 & #30, did you guys ever think of reading the previous comments? Already asked and answered.
mmyers 5
What's jfc?
camogirl2249 19
Jesus F*cking christ
whosemr2 5
"Jfc" Jesus ******* christ how many times are people going to ask?
annarcheer 19
that's why u don't send dirty pics u do it in person.
Mauer_jon 8
lol I agree