Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
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Top comments
17031990 20
Were you upset that he told you to **** off or because his spelling was so bad?!?
thatkid00117 16
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Comments (94)
Kittyphysics 21
i get no response at all to mine 99% of the time.
Tannasgh 22
How rude and unappreciative...
lalaney 14
I've sort of had this confusing response too. Instead of being appreciative, they act upset that they can't just immediately sex you. I guess that means you're irresistible.
rachel8234 3
im sure youve done this before and just didnt give him sex afterwards. a kinda outburst like that doesnt come outta nowhere.
ecstasy22 12
He is gay..get rid of him asap
Honema 16
jfc is completely acceptable srsly is a bit too lazy but okay... wud? like... really?? wud. wudwud wud wud wudwud wud wud hey macklemore!
NOTWmonkey 5
What does JFC mean
katt_is_here 24
You are on the internet right now. JFGI! JFC!
amused4u 7
hmm... does he live far away from you or something? if so, I completely understand where he's coming from.
Hash13 13
I think he is just fussing over how he is not beside you.
JKPwnage 27
Don't send dirty pictures.
limabeans101029 21
Why not? Lots of couples do it. As long as your face isn't in it, I don't really see the problem