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Miss Savannah 31 years-old In a relationship

soontobesingle This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Sherborne, United Kingdom

And you ask find yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML

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Beast 30 March 2013, 06:57 Cleveland, United States

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

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