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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Comments (426)
amandax6 0
ew
ehomz 0
this is a good FML. ahahahahahhhahah!
sahara89 0
If this is true, it's the best FML ever. If not, well, it still made me laugh so hey (:
BlaisOf_Fire91 0
I laughed out loud when I saw this.
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
You're a dumbass... ******* dog rapists.
nautical 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i realllly want to be your friend, or even just shake your hand. hahahahahahahahhahaha.
beaverdogmouse 0
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA AHAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA AHAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA AHAA
regalarius 0
Did it work? Does the dog regard you as the dominant one now? This doesn't sound all that ridiculous to me, but maybe I'm just crazy myself.
f_mylifelovex3 0
haha # 29 :] ..this has to be the greatest fml i have read.
f_mylifelovex3 0
haha # 29 :] ..this is the funniest fml i have ever seen .