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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Comments (426)
Zolty 0
lol, are you a furry?
coffeennicotine 0
Umm just because the dog is trying to assert his alpha status doesn't mean you're supposed to act like a dog to do the same thing back. A stern no with the clap of a hand would be sufficient. Weirdo.
lolatflyingducks 0
Wow, you must have been your school's valeDICKtorian.
nevele11 0
That's ******* hysterical, aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkjdfhjsfn; lmfao.
lilyluna_fml 0
WIN!!! THAT. Was the most BEAUTIFUL thing I have ever heard! hahahahahahahahhahaha! Best FML. EVER!! Epic Win!
yankeessuck2004 0
HAHAHHAHAHA LOL
j213_fml 0
ydi for humping a dog
tropmignon 0
THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVERR i just started laughing so hard that juice came out of my noise and now everyone around me is giving me weird looks.
pepper2394 0
HAHA,Your dog shold have bitten you.
Amandaisdreaming 7
.................... why would you do that?! common sense is to push the dog off, obviously.