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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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potterfile 0
...fail srsly i would take a picture of that and put it on failblog.com like "procreation fail 2" sorta like the dog humping the duck : srsly tho, you can also show dominance to your dog by making him roll on his back. try that
BurnedByLove 0
god damn that's hilarious!!!!!
hoser 0
RED ROCKET, SPARKY! RED ROCKET!
eppie 0
ok thats freaking hillarious and i must say if my dog did that i would hit him off..(not in a mean way like beating him but to show u mean buisness and ur not to be messed with.) oh and slap him dont punch him.
rabidbacon 0
To set dominance in a dog, you lay him down and stand over him. You have to do this a few times for him to see that you are the alpha. Humping him back is not how its done!
Cg3780byoch 0
# 1 is right...what the hell were u thinking?
Nylus 0
WHAT ARE YOU ON!?!? that is so sick and wrong i cant even begin to tell you
matt97_fml 0
Wow you are retarded. Who the hell told you that? YDI
xxmsp91 0
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH LOL. its sumthing what i would do, if i had a dog hahah
Aly_Empty 0
hahahahahahahaha that's so bad !