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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Erinx3 0
Whatever your smoking, I want some. Oh my God, though. This is HILARIOUS. Lmfao. Why would you hump your dog!? Hahahahaha.
marlux 0
eheh maybe u should try bitting its ear
epic_delight1337 0
Today, I was having fun with my owner and jumping on him and whatnot, and then he started humping me like he wanted to rape me. FML
YungMarlon23 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Well i wonder how much counseling yur mom thinks yu need... but another way to show dominance in the dog world is holding them down behind their ears... it's much more...normal... looking way then humping them back...
x3xmandamoox3x 0
hahahahaha wow thats a little strange
deathproof_fml 0
What....the ****??? I honestly hope this one is fake.
melissa_10 7
ewww...whats wrong with you?
ashbash92 0
Hahahahahahahaha, oh my gosh.
Playtimeismine 0
LMFAO! Shit head.
goshdang 0
I agree with number one. ...that is just dumb. FYL, YDI.