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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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fmyTINA 0
Haven't you ever seen snow dogs? for dominance your supposed to bite them in the ear.
Truffles 0
oh my god.. this is hilarious.
Logica42 0
What. The. ****.
fermata 0
This is the funniest FML I've read in a loooooooooooooooooooong time.
blahblah444 0
lmao #12. & #19...so true! your just weird...whether this is true or made up....you still have some serious problems...or are on some serious drugs, so u should probably get off fmylife.com & get some SERIOUS help.
YouMustBe_Joking 0
Hahahahhahah that's ******* comic gold.
TheECP 1
You deserved to get caught, lol
eltravi3so809 0
lmfaoooo. YDI
Horsegal 0
Wow. lol. That is NOT the way to correct a dog!!!!
Shizden 0
Kinky... Did your mom join in too?