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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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FYL-because u humped ur dog YDI-because u humped ur dog

magnerdian1763 0

YDI assface

calamito 0

OMFG, that is hilarious.

Disturbing and hilarious. Thank you.

Did you get fleas? :o xD LMAO

hillarious and wrong on sooo many levels

this is awesome.

"don't do that, i like that guy..but if he tries to **** that little puppy forreal I'm calling humane society" -zack&mirimakeaporno

#37- Clerks II? lol!!!!!!

why the **** would you do that