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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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AshenSkies 0
Ahahahaha. I laughed out loud on this one. wow. epic.
Funnybunny_fml 3
you hump your dog...? people stop being mean it's probably the only thing he has or will hump it's not his fault he has no sex life and gets a boner from a dog. oh wait yes it is. KEEP YOUR DOGS CLOSE AT ALL TIMES DON'T LET THIS GUY NEAR!!
fmlreaderr 0
Wait, you HUMPED your DOG to prove your "dominance" over him? Wow... just, wow.
LuvPink 0
hahahahah YOU HUMPED YOUR DOG!!! lmao. seriously. dying.
PunkieMunkie 0
O.o.. woahh.. i'm not a psychologist or anything but i say u need ******* help... also.. find a girlfriend maybe thats whats contributing to ur need to hump things?
Music1obsessed 0
wtf? why would u do that! Instill your "dominance" some other way! That's so freaking wrong!
rachellaurenn 0
one of my favorite fmls in a long time hahahah
eeee93757 0
You show him whose boss? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO HUMP YOUR DOG? ROTFLLL YOU FAIL
NightMareLife 8
Lawlz..... wow..... this sounds sooooo wrong... but I can't stop laughing.... way to go! maybe your dog won't hump your leg now.... or maybe you have given the dog what its wanted all along ;) lawlz
KelCee_E 0
YDI. big. fat. YDI (but it was still funny)