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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Comments (426)
omg009 0
Why would you ever EVER hump your dog
laleona 0
ajahahhadfhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHa why would you feel the need to assert your dominance over an animal? you already have it.. being that its an animal and you're a HUMAN wow.
0 3
Is that the story you fed your mom? The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
dengman 0
ahahahahahahahahahaha nasty dude lol
Sucks2beYouxD 0
You've got nothing else to do at that moment, I guess?
compasseagle89 8
@#69: you're very wrong about the whole neutering bit. my dog has been neutered his entire life and at 13, he STILL tries every once in awhile with one of my other dogs (also neutered her whole life, is now 10). even after neutering, dogs still have hormones. they just cant do anything about them.
jewel5 0
This is one of the best FMLs I've ever read, if not the best. Thank you so much. xD
shadow_child 0
LOL Funniest thing I've read on FML today.
idreamofpeace 0
What the heck were you thinking?! YDI.
Heathersaur 0
That's discusting.