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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Blind_Ninja 0

Funny FML. **** all the haters replying.

@10 i couldent have said it better

Dude. Wow. Just...wow.

Anonymous_F_Up 0

Troll.

lmfao that dog must have been confused as shit

I actually believe this because I did something similar when I was 7 or 8.

totoro_fml 0

You are crazy

hahaha, You Da Man!

likeduhhx4 0

yeah i bet humping your dog back taught him a lesson, he'll probably just want to hump you more.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...lol