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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
iarediana 0
LMAO! yea ! what #1 said hahaha
doorknoblover 3
that is soooo freaking wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time! although why the **** would you start humping the dog? LLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
PI55f4C3 0
WTF
Atmaster 3
furries for the freakin win and that sucks but really what are you smoking
supremes1997 0
why would you hump a dog you need a gf nowww
hellokittywhore 0
O_O what the **** were you thinking?
aasouls 0
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let me guess then your mom started humping the dog also
daaron 3
lol own that pup man haha WTF my dog does the same and when he does it's bath time for him with cold ass water muahhhhh
Randalltk421 0
This is just...awesome. Just say Cesar Milan told you to do it!
RoseRed28 0
I heard that too so may that dog just needed someone to put him/her in its place. YOU SHOW THAT DOG WHO HAS THE BIGGER WANG!!!!! >:[]
Jaxon26 0
*Reads FML* *Facepalms*
babygurl91695 2
dude lay of the crack
deviking 10
Don't you mean uncontrollably light out loud ip ydi but I favorited it be course it was so funny
iMuffinKat 16
I want whatever he's having.
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
kmow32 0
nice socks ^_^
tellithowitis 13
nice flabs
jamamaman 5
Nice nose
lil_ham1644 29
Eh. It's an ok nose
man_eating_bunny 18
I would love to hear the moms side of the story lol
Dylan Borg 12
<So that's when I googled "after how many years is it still legal to abort your son">
schnoid 0
omg, i call shinanigans on that. But it was damn funny!
24788 7
Holy shit that dog is pro. He outsmarted and outplayed you to make you look like the crazy one. Lol, though why the **** would you start humping the dog?
AnRom 0
it makes sense thar you're from the south
aznpersuasion863 0
aha prejudism is funny :D
syddyb 0
this is my all time favorite FML:) Lmao XD
Hayman68 4
**** u
takpaan 6
damn!! nice bod
country4life17 0
**** you you have no idea bout the south so shut the hell up
poptart840 5
-says "country4life17" YEEAAH, 'MURICA
that_band_nerd 22
Well obviously the only place with country hiçks is the south so if you're southern you're country and vice versa. Obviously.
alexgisforme3 0
omggggg lol wow thats crazy hahaha. what did mom say? looool
deebster 0
dont hump your dog, idc about dominance, dont hump dogs
jeck_fml 0
Dude what were you thinking? even if you didn't get caught thats retarded ****
lieuwkill1 0
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whahahaha You're a gaydoglover
worb 0
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well this obviously didn't happen. it's nice that you spent so much time thinking of a story, though.
Pickledpiesss 0
I've done that b4 so chill dawg
allichap2012 0
^^ you've humped your dog before?
superguy101 0
It shows him who's boss.
MissHilton 0
Fail at life .
yaldo_fml 0
Why is your picture one of your ****?
Jak0p 25
You look scary.