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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Comments (426)
vag_fml 0
HILARIOUS!!!
Mollipop93 0
Thats halarious!
Ohnoitslindsay 0
You should not own pets.
last12win 0
At least it was "dry". Kidding, you're sick. YDI YDI YDI
chasingcities 0
That is a WIN. You owned everyone because you are a ******* genius for that bit of hilarity.
mkne2010 0
lmao at #129 this FML is the funniest thing i've ever read, i was laughing for soo long after reading this hahahahah.
Will09 0
one word, woman
dan81892 2
...why the **** would you ever think of doing that?
effthis 0
hahahhahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
fkjiwefakris 0
what the hell