Today, I asked my boyfriend, who’s a massage therapist, if he could help my mom with her chronic migraines by massaging her head and neck. My dad came home, saw them in the dimly lit room and knocked my boyfriend out cold for "touching his woman." My boyfriend dumped me and wants my dad arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
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Top comments
TxKitten 8
Your dad SHOULD be arrested for the unprovoked assault on your ex-boyfriend. And i can't say I blame him for dumping the girl who's dad attacked him.
RichardPencil 32
He's right on both counts. With such a violent dad, you really shouldn't start dating until you have your own place.
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Comments (11)
genuinegoodguy 9
At least your boyfriend has come to his senses now.
RichardPencil 32
He's right on both counts. With such a violent dad, you really shouldn't start dating until you have your own place.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
You’re making a bunch of assumptions about the living situations.
yepokay 11
This dude comments ignorant shit in everybody’s posts, don’t pay him no mind
bloopaloop 27
Well, was he messaging her insides too?
TxKitten 8
Your dad SHOULD be arrested for the unprovoked assault on your ex-boyfriend. And i can't say I blame him for dumping the girl who's dad attacked him.
Anonymus101 4
You deserve it for not telling your dad via text or anything what your boyfriend was doing
kfchicken 31
I mean if her dad has such little trust in his wife and the man his daughter chose I feel that's more his issue than hers
Mathalamus 25
He is right for dumping you because of a very very violent parent who should be arrested.
alex_jaguara 33
Your dad should be jailed alright.
Jman212 6
Did he dump you for what your dad did or because you took your dads side? Honestly it sounds like your boyfriend is a way better man than your father. He goes out of his way to help your family for free because he cares about you and gets assaulted out of the blue. So what are you gonna do? Make excuses for a peace of shit dad or get him back and stand by him since he was a good boyfriend that actually gives a shit about you.
RichardPencil 32
Oh, I make lots of assumptions here! I make an ASS out of U & ME and many other readers!