Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, our deaf old dog not only barks for no reason while lying comfortably on her dog bed, lacking for nothing, she now also barks in her sleep. And not those dreamy little yips either; full barks, loud enough to be heard in the next room. Which is where I sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML
Today, our dog is old and deaf, and has figured out she just needs to bark if she needs to be let inside. Unfortunately, she's also a bit senile, so sometimes she just barks for no reason, while lying still and quite comfortably on her dog bed, staring at nothing. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I hate my wife’s dog. It destroys everything in the house, it destroys my garden, she barks constantly in her bed, and when I walk her she tries to attack every living thing she sees, but the instant I talk to my wife about her behaviour, I get yelled at for being mean. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
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RichardPencil 32
So, don't date dogs?
Yudith 28
You need to train your dog and your girlfriend not to bark. There are plenty of videos on The Tube That's Yours about the subject, or you can go to dog training classes with your girlfriend and the dog.
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RichardPencil 32
So, don't date dogs?
Yudith 28
You need to train your dog and your girlfriend not to bark. There are plenty of videos on The Tube That's Yours about the subject, or you can go to dog training classes with your girlfriend and the dog.