Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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Comments (181)
lil_miss_shorty 2
Kinky...
panchothebeaner 0
this is only cool if the guy was in the military if not then its just lame
Heathera88 0
and?
Rabblerouser 0
i know how you feel, had a girl leave me for a guy who wore chaps to public highschool
mopar383 0
203 ya corect we might not have the best of things like shiny cars big houses trust funds but we know how to have fun
mopar383 0
snickerdoodles ya win nice new pic
italian_sausage 0
saying your favorite color is camoflauge is like saying your favorite color is the rainbow. that guy is a flamer and i feel sorry for ya.
opressed 0
Come on, you can't best a guy who's favorite color is camo?
niesenator 0
krs500 good one lol but i ment to sat "like my men manly" lol btw mlipro chill about the stereo type thing you know as well as I do that canadians are cool an hunt alot. I live in Minnesota I say "aye" all the time. alot of stereo types are true. well mostly accurate how about that?
sweatyanready 0
they can't resist camo. you were beat from the beggining.